You've freaked out at the head-exploding awesomeness of Barry Windsor-Smith's Conan!
And now, because I can't resist the allure of doing this sort of thing in threes, feast thine eyes on the Sensational Beatdown of 1954: Knockout Adventures #1, Starring Rip Carson!

I found this cover purely by accident just after it was uploaded to the GCD, and I know absolutely nothing about it other than its year of publication. And yet, somehow I think I've got everything I need just from the cover.
I mean, not only does it say "Two-Fisted Tales of He-Man Action" right across the top, but a man whose first name is a verb is giving four cream-puffs the thrashing of their lives, while actually saying the phrase "Let's Fight!"
And then there's the guy jumping off the speeding train in an effort to get the drop on him, but Rip clearly sees him coming, meaning he's about three seconds away from looking like the thug in the lower left-hand corner.
Tomorrow I'll try to rustle up some content that doesn't involve incredible amounts of physical violence, but for now let's just bask in the glow.
Any idea who drew this work of sheer genius?
ReplyDeleteNone at all, and Google's not telling.
ReplyDeleteThis is, without a doubt, the straightest comic cover in history. No sarcasm. For a comic with a "he-man" named Rip on the cover, that is, surprisingly, the least gay thing I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteChris, do you like Fight-Man? He seems to be your speed.
ReplyDeleteMy friends couldn't stop me from saying "I'll fight 'em til the cows come home--AND THEN I'LL FIGHT THE COWS!" for a month.
ReplyDeleteHow's about a review of Agent X 10, then? I never read it nor heard of it till i started googling for a link to a review of FM for my last comment. YOu got it? you read it? Help a fellow fight-brotha out, hey?
ReplyDeleteQuick 'n' Dirty Version:
ReplyDeleteFight Man guest-stars in a two-issue story by Evan Dorkin that's not bad, but has some of the best cover blurbs of all time.
My personal favorite: "Be a man! Buy your girl a comic!"
gotta love that dorkin. that's almost up there with "don't ask! just buy it!"
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