The Fortune Cookie Says: DEATH!That is pure poetry. And hey, check it out: Flip to page three and...
...it actually does! And it's even personalized! And yet, Shang Chi does in fact survive this entire issue, even going so far as to kick a man in the face with both feet while hovering parallel to the ground.
But really, I once got one saying I was never bitter or petty, so I'm pretty sure you just can't trust those things.
The only thing fortune cookies are good for is the lottery numbers on the back.
ReplyDeleteNot that I am dumb enough to play the lottery...
That's a pretty damn big fortune he's holding there. How big was the cookie it came in?
ReplyDeleteAh, good ol' "You are never bitter, petty or spiteful." I've gotten it twice, and a couple of my friends have also gotten it. Our standard response is, "Well, you're never petty. One out of three isn't... Actually, it is pretty bad."
ReplyDeleteBut the best fortune ever, received by my friend Peter, is "You have an iron constitution and great physical powers."
To which his was response was ::boggle:: "I'm a SUPERHERO!"
Two words: Gulacy art
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