Thursday, March 22, 2007

Not To Be Melodramatic Or Anything...

...but my mom had a heart attack today. According to everyone involved, she'll be fine, but as you might expect, that's not the kind of event that leaves a guy in the best mood for cracking jokes about ROM: Spaceknight or whatever.

So needless to say, no content tonight, and I don't know if I'll be back tomorrow with the normal Thursday night reviews either. Assuming nothing else goes haywire, though, regular posting should resume within the next couple of days.

Until then, I have nothing to offer you but a photograph of the two greatest men in American history:



Abraham Lincoln and Galactus


Together again, just as Jah intended.




UPDATE!


Mom's okay. According to the doctors, there was no permanent damage, and the fact that she drove herself to the emergency room--stopping to get gas on the way, in an almost freakout-inducing incident of Old Lady Toughness--worked out well, as it kept her from suffering a major heart attack within the next few months.

Surgery wasn't necessary, but she had some stints put into her arteries and she needs to be careful from now on, but honestly? She's already home, and the whole thing feels like a Very Special Episode from a sitcom that went back to normal at the end. So that's a plus!

I told her about all the well-wishing from the blog, and she was very touched, as was I. But I'm still taking the next couple of nights off from the ISB. I'll be back Sunday night (or, y'know, Monday morning).

Thanks again, everybody, from both of us.

103 comments:

  1. I suggest staring at the image for several minutes while humming "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."

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  2. Is Abe giving the Invisible Man a hand job?

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  3. Best of luck to you and your mom, Chris. We'll be here whenever you get back.

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  4. Our prayers go out to you and your mom. Take all the time you need.

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  5. Mine eyes have seen the coming of the Devourer of Worlds / He is trampling out the planets uncovered by his heralds...

    OK, so it's not an exact rhyme.

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  6. Good luck to your mom, Chris.

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  7. Take your time, Chris. I hope she has a speedy recovery.

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  8. Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family, Chris.

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  9. Here's hoping your mom has a speedy recovery.

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  10. Thinking of you and your mom-yake all good care.
    Nina

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  11. I wish your mother Wolverine-level recovery and your family the best. And while I always appreciate your daily posts, even as a reader I'm a little surprised (flattered? something?) that you feel the need to apologize for not posting when something like that happens. If it was me, my readers wouldn't even know why they hadn't heard from me until after it was over. But then I don't have a Master Plan for Internet Supremacy.

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  12. Dude, relax with the blog for a little bit. You're mom needs you more than we do!

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  13. Dag, bruh. Big prayers up for your Mom and family.

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  14. No need to apologize at all. My prayers are with your mom.

    -M

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  15. Here's hoping for your mom's speedy recovery.

    In the meantime, I have posted several reviews on my blog, entirely unaware of the possibility of a late Week in Ink.

    So if anybody needs tiding over or to tell someone that they're nowhere near as face-kickingly awesome as Chris, then, by all means, come on over until you can get the good stuff.

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  16. Thoughts and prayers are going out to you and your Mom, Chris. Take care.

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  17. Prayers, best wishes and various voodoo healing rituals for your mother.

    I've been right where you are now and the most important thing you can do is be there for her. That will mean more than anything.

    That being said, I better get a double Week In Ink next week!

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  18. Good luck, Chris. Best wishes to you and your mom.

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  19. My best wishes to you and your mother.

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  20. Yikes. Best wishes to your mom, and to you. Come back to these parts when and if you want, y'know?

    (My mom had a heart attack at age 60, and is hale and energetic nowadays, just about 10 years later. So there's certainly the possibility of being OK.)

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  21. Hope everything will be okay with your mother, Mr. Sims. Take care!

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  22. I'm still reeling from yesterday's Space Bear post, that was more than enough awesome to keep me going for a while.

    Best wishes and all Dude, hope everythings ok.

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  23. Best wishes to you both.

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  24. Chris,

    Best wishes for a speedy recovery for your mom. I hope she's back on her feet soon. The blog can wait. Let us know if you need anything.

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  25. Yeah, take care of your family and yourself. We'll be here when you get back.

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  26. You and yours are in my prayers, Chris. Hope she gets well, soon.

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  27. Best to you and your mom, Chris. Like everyone else, I'll be here when you get back.

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  28. I too wish your mom the best and hope for a speedy recovery. My thoughts are with both of you.

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  29. As with everyone else, well wishes for a speedy Mom Sims recovery. As much as comics are awesome (FACT), moms are even awesomer, so prioritize accordingly.

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  30. My wishes for a Refuah Shelaima (complete healing of body and spirit) to your mom, Chris. Thanks for all the great stuff you've done over the years. I'll take this chance to do some archive diving. :>)

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  31. *sends hugs* Much good luck and good thoughts for your mom and you, Chris.

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  32. All the best to your mom and your family - here's hoping for a quick recovery.

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  33. Best wishes for your mom's speedy recovery.

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  34. Best wishes.

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  35. My thought swill be with you and your Mom Chris.

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  36. My sympathies are with you and your mother, Chris. Hopefully she's in for a speedy recovery.

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  37. I can only give my best wishes and good vibes to your mom (and yourself) for a quick and complete recovery.

    Whenever you get back is fine.

    In the meantime, I'll imagine Space Lincoln & Capt. Kirk kicking Galactus in the face.

    ~P~
    P-TOR

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  38. To thank you for all the awesome, I've borrowed the picture for a caption contest. Will keep you posted on entries and (if you like) you can judge the results yourself. And best wishes and prayers for your mom's speedy recovery.

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  39. Hey Chris,
    Long time lurker, first time commentor. Hope your mom gets better. Take your time getting back. We'll still be here waiting for your witty remarks.

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  40. Chris:

    Take your time coming back if you need to.

    The internet's not going anywhere.


    Best wishes to all,
    Devon

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  41. Sorry to her about your mom. Hope that everything turns out ok and that she has a speedy recovery.

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  42. *sends good luck vibes through the magical intertron* I hope all goes well with the recovery. Don't sweat taking a break, we can all amuse ourselves with thoughts of Galactus and Lincoln's crazy space adventures (aka The Buddy Movie That Has No Right Not Existing) in the meantime.

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  43. Best wishes and non-denominational prayers directed towards you and your family, Chris.

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  44. Sorry to hear about your mom. Sending all available positive mojo to you.

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  45. My best to you good sir. I wish your mother a quick recovery.

    Thank you for one of the most provacative pictures of a past U.S. presidential conspiracy I have never been able to uncover.

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  46. Geez, sorry to hear about your mom, Chris. Prayers for a speedy recovery!

    As for Galactus and Abe...you know, it really says something about Abe's stature that he (or a tiny toy representation of him) can stand next to Galactus and still seem like an equal.

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  47. Best wishes for your mom and your family.

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  48. Best of luck to you and your mom, and thanks for what has become my favorite daily destination on these here internets.

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  49. What everyone else has said. If you're away for a while, we promise not to wreck the internet before you get back.

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  50. If this means I have to wait a few days for my Kick In The Face of the Week, then I guess I understand. Best to your mom.

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  51. Best wishes to your mother- glad to here she's expected to recover.

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  52. Bro, best luck and recovery.

    Hmmm. . . so as not to be an A-hole, I won't point out the verification word is "xkzjinxed".

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  53. Best wishes to your mom, man.

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  54. First time poster, but I've been reading the blog for awhile now. Anyway, I hope your mom does well.

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  55. All the best to you and yours.

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  56. Best wishes to Chris's Invincible Super Mom.

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  57. Best wishes for her fast and full recovery.

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  58. All the best to your mom, Mr. Sims.

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  59. Best of luck to your mom. Hope all turns out alright.
    And hey, I didn't know Galactus was an american! Being born in not only space, but space from the universe before this one, I thought it would be hard for him to get the green card.

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  60. May your mom have a super-speed recovery.

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  61. Best of everything for this, man. More thoughts towards...

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  62. archives will get us by, chris ol' pal. we'll be waiting, best wishes to you and yours.

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  63. Oh Jesus. How scary.

    My mom had a bad-brain thing a while back, but she's better now.

    If that helps.

    Anyway, prayers are with you guys.

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  64. Best wishes to your mum, may her Super Invincible Genes help her through this time.

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  65. Take care. All best.

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  66. Here's to a speedy recovery for your mother.

    Thoughts and prayers are with you both.

    PS. Could Honest Abe take Galactus in a grudge match?

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  67. I wish your mom and your familt the best Chris, and hope that she makes a full recovery.

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  68. Just echoing the general sentiment - best wishes to your mom, Chris.

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  69. Take your time, dude. No rush. May the Comic Gods bless you and your ma with a good recovery/comfortable bonding period!

    -Lil

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  70. This sort of thing does tend to put a blight on your day. I hope that your Mom and your family are all going to be ok.

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  71. Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. Wishing nothing but the best for your mother,
    BlackRivil

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  72. What they said.

    Carlos @ HDTD

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  73. I hope your mother has a speedy recovery. Don't forget to take care of yourself during this time.

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  74. All the best for your mother, Chris.

    -Ralph Burns

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  75. I can't really add anything that everyone before has already said, but here's hoping for the best for you and your mother, Chris. Take your time, none of your loyal readers will be going anywhere.

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  76. All the best with your mom, Chris.

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  77. Tudo de bom para sua mãe, cara! [That's "all the best for your mom, dude!" in brasilian portuguese.

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  78. Best wishes to your mum.

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  79. Best wishes for you and your mom.

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  80. Fingers crossed and best wishes for your mom, Chris.

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  81. Good luck and best wishes.

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  82. Get Well Soon Chris' Mom!

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  83. Sorry to hear the bad news. Hope you and your mother are doing well. Best Wishes.

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  84. Chris, we will be praying for your Mom!

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  85. One bit of advice: Don't just be strong for others. Yes, do that but give yourself the time to break down or scream at the world's unfairness or whatever you need to do to take care of yourself. Even if you need to do it in private it needs to be done to make sure you get through this okay.

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  86. Damn, Chris, your mom's hard as f'in nails! Glad to hear she's alright!

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  87. Having seen the update: great news, all things considered. Glad to hear she's in okay shape (and Batman tough to boot!). All the best to your mother and you both over the next while.

    We'll be waiting patiently in the meantime.

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  88. Thank God your mom is well. All of the best to you and your family.

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  89. Leave it to the Invincible Super-Mom to be worried about gas when in the middle of a cardiac infarction. Now that's a kick to the face of death if ever I saw one.

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  90. Glad to hear she's good.

    Best of luck to you guys.

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  91. That's great news, Chris. Hopefully I'll be half as tough as your mom once I get my heart attack.

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  92. Drove herself to the hospital and stopped to get gas? Why do I think that your mom could've bitch slapped Tony Stark months ago and put a halt to all the Civil War nonsense months ago.

    "Anthony Jay Stark! Go to your room and don't come down until your ready to say you're sorry!"

    It's good to hear she'll be okay.

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  93. Keen beans that she's doing well.

    "she drove herself to the emergency room"

    Whoa! Did she also crash through a wall on a rocket-powered motorcycle while wielding a laser gun in each hand? I got nuthin'

    Excellent news.

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  94. What's the deal with March 21?! Brandon, Chris, and Bully all have gone missing from their blogs!

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  95. That's great news, Chris. I'm glad she's okay.

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  96. That's great news about your mom being better.
    Take your time to come back to the game, I'm sure taking time off'll just charge up your awesome hilarity.

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  97. Hope your Mom gets well quickly. You take care too, Chris.

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  98. Glad to hear that she's doing okay, and here's to good health for the future...

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  99. i'm sorry to hear the news but i'm very happy to hear mom is on the mends and feeling better. your blogs make my mornings and you always have me laughing, a big dose of the real world can really make you take a moment to appreciate what really matters in life, best to you and your mom, dusty abell.

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  100. She drove herself to the hospital, stopping for gas?

    Wow. That's not just tough...

    That's The Goon tough.

    Seriously, glad to hear that your mom and her doctors found out about it early; and hope she's feeling "back to normal" soon.

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  101. Little late to things, Chris, but just wanted to say I'm glad to hear things are better for your mom. And she sounds like the toughest dame EVER! :)

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