You've probably all heard about it already, but for those of you who have missed out on the latest controversey, well, Jerry (the idiot who runs TubbyViking.com, the world's SECOND best Volstagg Fan-Site) is at it again.
In his latest "fan"-fiction (and I use the term loosely, Jerry), "My Dinner With Volstagg," he writes about a guy named Barry who becomes Volstagg's best friend on Midgard (Earth) and then spends the second half of the story having Volstagg talk about how much better he is than his old friend, Rick Tims.
Not Cool, Jerry!!!!
Did you really think I wouldn't be able to see through your "clever" ruse? You're not Loki, pal, and your little schemes are only showing the world of V-Stagg Fandom how petty you really are!
But far be it from me to sink to your level! Instead, I'm offering up what everyone REALLY wants to see: The latest installment in my comprehensive series adaptating every major appearance of the Lion of Asgard! And this time, it's Mike Oeming and Scott Kolins' voluminously awesome mini-series, Blood Oath
!Click any of the pictures to view them at a size worthy of the greatest of the Warriors Three!
I think that shows who the REAL #1 Volstagger is around here, Jerry.
More AFD Shennanigans:
| AFD 2006: chris's vulnerable emo blog |
I know I say this every time, but great job once again on the Volstagg re-cap. Blood Oath was great, but could have used more of the Voluminous One.
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand why you won't post a link to my Volstagg/Midgard Serpent erotic fanfic site on your main page, though. I think your readers would really enjoy it.
Who among us doth not love April Fools Day?
ReplyDeleteRazzle dazzle!
Verily!
ReplyDeleteI just gouged my eyes out.
ReplyDeleteWisdom was a bonus.
Whatever Sims! I'm three times the Volstagg fan you are, and the tattoo that I have on my penis proves it! Now that's the Lion of Asgard!
ReplyDeleteI'm pissed. I came here expecting some April Fool's tomfoolery, but instead find the ISB has become what it was destined to become...
ReplyDeleteSo, no jokes at all? Let-down.
impressive, sir. i wanted to do something similar for the Aquaman Shrine (turning it into the Sub-Mariner Shrine for the day), but i lacked the time and committment to do it as throughly as you.
ReplyDeleteVoltagg would certainly raise a flagon of mead in tribute!
Volstagg doth roll mightily indeed, friend! Truly the playa-haytas such as that punk-ass varlot Loki are to be pitied on this day
ReplyDeleteChris, I'm glad you and I have an understanding.
ReplyDeletePLEASE LET THIS BE REAL
ReplyDeleteTattoo, Jerry? Do they let fifteen year-olds get tattoos now? I'd suspect foul play even if that picture you posted DIDN'T have the telltale smears of (poorly done!!!!!) washable marker work!
ReplyDeleteVerily, 'tis is an April Fools' Day worthy of the Gods!
ReplyDelete:)
Sweet chocolate Jesus...the 30 second recap, the renamed links to other bloggers*, oodles of love for the Solomon Burke of Asgard**, this whole page...
ReplyDeleteIt's beautiful. I think I need a moment to collect myself.
** You know Volstagg has a beautiful baritone. You just know he does.
Doing a Google Image search for "tubby viking" is surprisingly disappointing.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong that I kind of want it to stay this way?
ReplyDeletedude, where's my Marvel Select Volstagg? Hasbro better not be holdin' out, knowmsayin'?
ReplyDeleteSo, uhhh... Since it's 4/1, I'm ASSUMING you think this is all hee-hee-funnylaffs. But I'm gonna have to agree with the folks who've said it before... This is pretty OK for permanent as far as I'm concerned. I mean, he ain't the Lion of Asgard just because of that pimpin' beard.
ReplyDeleteHee heeee.
ReplyDelete(Though I gotta admit, I liked the Emo Blog better. In a horrified train wreck sort of way.)
I say thee...yeah!!
ReplyDeleteYou STILL haven't weighed in on the Volstagg controversy over in UltimateThor! Does Land trace Cedric the Entertainer whenever he draws UltVolstagg or not??
ReplyDelete--Brian
I knew there was a reason I awoke today.
ReplyDeleteThe Kennethson is pleased!
ReplyDeleteIf it's wrong, benito, I don't wanna be right.
ReplyDeleteSweet VALKYRIE cameo appearance!
ReplyDeleteForsooth!
Sims doth rocketh!
~P~
P-TOR
"Razzle Dazzle" ... this made me blow milk out my nose.
ReplyDeleteFlawless Victory, Mr. Sims.
ReplyDeleteYou know what the beautiful thing about the prank was that if you googled Volstagg, you come up 3rd in the list. Not bad for a goof.
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