I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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the basics
"Chris works at a comic book shop so he reviews all the latest releases, but the real awesomeness lies in his ability to find obscure or forgotten comic books and write hilariously sarcastic reviews that make fun of them. They deserve it!"--Blair Butler on G4 TV's Attack of the Show!
bonus content
Craving more of my alleged humor? Here's where to find it:CRACKED Magazine
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| Scenes You Won't Be Seeing in Superman Returns |
| A Beginner's Guide To Supervillainy: Lairs |
| A Beginner's Guide To Supervillainy: Henchmen |
| The Christmas Comedy Encyclopedia |
| The RomCom Encyclopedia |
| The Craziest Things Keith Richards Ever Snorted |
Prism Comics:
| Revolt of the Girl Legionnaries! |
| The Hoard of Midas Moran! |
| The World Still Needs... The Champions! |
| Tomb of Blood! |
| The Battle of the Jitterbugs! |
| The Forbidden Fruit! |
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Hit me up:Previous Posts
- The Big Reveal
- The Week In Ink: 4-25-07
- WARNING: Spider-Man May Be In Your House
- Fan-Film Roundup: Batman - Defenders of the Night...
- The Monday Meme: Who Does Mary Love?
- The Annotated Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter #6
- The Brief and Surprisngly Violent Marriage of Jimm...
- Friday Night Fights: SHOORRRRYUKEN!
- The Week In Ink: 4-18-2007
- The Mind-Shattering Malevolence of Mageddon!
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dollar comic reviews
Punisher War Journal #19Batman #423/#424
Punisher #23
Ka-Zar v.2
Olive Us: Birthday Issue
The Heist
The Incredible Hulk vs. Quasimodo
Terror, Inc. 1-13
Bloodstone 1-4
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1
Power Man and Iron Fist #75
Avengers #214
Incredible Hulk #300
Skateman #1
The Saga of U.S. 1: Part One | Part Two
Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights
where they went wrong
The Legion of Monsters (Remastered Nov. 2006!)Superman and Batman's Night Together (Remastered Sept. 2006!)
Champion Sports #2
Extreme Justice
best of the isb
The Funeral Diaries: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Interlude | Part 5NPR Trading Cards: Series 1 | Series 2
The Presitron
William Shakespeare's Trapped in the Closet
Infinite Crisis in Thirty Seconds
Can Nothing Stop Computo?!
Gorilla vs. Nazi
The Chronicles of Solomon Stone, Book One
Civil War in Thirty Seconds
links - comics
Ye Olde Comick Booke BloggeChaosMonkey's Abysmal Pit
Ragnell's Written World
Comics Worth Reading
PostModernBarney
Dave's Long Box
Progressive Ruin
Random Panels
BeaucoupKevin
Polite Dissent
Seven Hells!
Bad Simian
links - pals
Matt's Comics BlogGo Go Indie Rocket
Blacklist Comedy
Armagideon Time
Jay Pinkerton
Rob Lindsey
Phil Looney
CapVsBats
Secret-HQ
factoid
Aziz Ansari is a fucking badass.