My Master Plan for complete subjugation of the internet has now advanced to its next phase! Tremble, cretins, as I dispense my comedy on a myriad of websites!
Today on CRACKED.com, you'll find an article written in the indomitably incredible ISB style, detailing Five Scenes You Won't Be Seeing in Superman Returns!
And of course, there are the fine folks over at Prism, who let me write columns where I blow the lid off the gay subtext of old comics, despite the fact that I totally love the ladies. If you haven't already, check out my reviews of The Hoard of Midas Moran, and--in case you missed it--my first column for them, Revolt of the Girl Legionnaires!
Go read them. I'll wait. And keep your eyes on the Bonus Content section of the sidebar for future off-site hilarity.
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