Sunday, May 01, 2005
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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"Chris works at a comic book shop so he reviews all the latest releases, but the real awesomeness lies in his ability to find obscure or forgotten comic books and write hilariously sarcastic reviews that make fun of them. They deserve it!"--Blair Butler on G4 TV's Attack of the Show!
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Hit me up:Previous Posts
- The Invincible Super-Tapes, Volume 1
- Don't Hurt The Midget
- Here's Your First Lesson: How To Take a Fall!
- The Funeral Diaries, Part 5
- The Funeral Diaries, Interlude
- The Funeral Diaries, Part 4
- The Funeral Diaries, Part 3
- The Funeral Diaries, Part 2
- The Funeral Diaries, Part 1
- Sinistar: The Movie
dollar comic reviews
Punisher War Journal #19Batman #423/#424
Punisher #23
Ka-Zar v.2
Olive Us: Birthday Issue
The Heist
The Incredible Hulk vs. Quasimodo
Terror, Inc. 1-13
Bloodstone 1-4
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1
Power Man and Iron Fist #75
Avengers #214
Incredible Hulk #300
Skateman #1
The Saga of U.S. 1: Part One | Part Two
Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights
where they went wrong
The Legion of Monsters (Remastered Nov. 2006!)Superman and Batman's Night Together (Remastered Sept. 2006!)
Champion Sports #2
Extreme Justice
best of the isb
The Funeral Diaries: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Interlude | Part 5NPR Trading Cards: Series 1 | Series 2
The Presitron
William Shakespeare's Trapped in the Closet
Infinite Crisis in Thirty Seconds
Can Nothing Stop Computo?!
Gorilla vs. Nazi
The Chronicles of Solomon Stone, Book One
Civil War in Thirty Seconds
links - comics
Ye Olde Comick Booke BloggeChaosMonkey's Abysmal Pit
Ragnell's Written World
Comics Worth Reading
PostModernBarney
Dave's Long Box
Progressive Ruin
Random Panels
BeaucoupKevin
Polite Dissent
Seven Hells!
Bad Simian
links - pals
Matt's Comics BlogGo Go Indie Rocket
Blacklist Comedy
Armagideon Time
Jay Pinkerton
Rob Lindsey
Phil Looney
CapVsBats
Secret-HQ
factoid
Aziz Ansari is a fucking badass.
15 Comments:
Go ahead and file this under "Why I Will Never Get Laid Again."
Sheesh.
5/02/2005 12:52 AM
Wow. You actually did it. I'm impressed. Where'd you get that sketch of Ira Glass? That thing is awesome!
5/02/2005 1:34 AM
Man, what more can I say than "Wow."
These are just >sniff< beautiful.
Chad
5/02/2005 9:03 AM
You made all these yourself? They're awesome!
5/02/2005 9:09 AM
Man, Sarah Vowell's so weird-lookin'.
These cards are awesome. I don't listen to NPR, really, but I know who most of them are. Isn't that bizarre?
(David Sedaris isn't nearly as cute as his sister.)
5/02/2005 12:56 PM
Waitasec, Mark... You think Amy Sedaris is cute, but Sarah Vowell is weird-lookin'?
Sheesh!
5/02/2005 11:27 PM
These are why we're friends, Chris. I must say, however, it ain't NPR without Carl Kassell. I want him on my home answering machine. Also, I saw Ira Glass at the Music Box movie theater not too long ago. He does look, even in person, exactly like he should. I might also say that my Chicago Public Radio Membership card has gotten me tail more times than I can count.
Because you can't count to zero.
5/04/2005 10:47 AM
Hey, check out my awesomely misspelled Neal Conan card! I'm going to need to fix that one of these days.
4/18/2006 9:09 PM
The pictures are dead.
:-(
As awesome as Part 2 is, I can't live without seeing Part 1.
6/29/2006 11:10 PM
Is it just my sketchy computer or are these down? I really need a Neil Conan...
1/18/2007 3:42 PM
This is just too fun, I love the idea of NPR trading cards! I had to put the links on my blog, to share. Thank you for bringing joy to the lives of other NPR geeks:)
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YEah dude. THese are great. I felt like everyone else who once thought of NPR Cards thought I was the first. Really, I would actually love to actually own some NPR Cards. Have you gotten any offers?
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