Batman: Master of the Chin-Check
I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to what's been going on in DC Comics for the past year or so, but everybody has been punching Batman lately. Green Lantern did it to prove he was mentally sound, Green Arrow did it for no particular reason that I could see, and heck, I think even Hawkman got one in, and that guy doesn't even know how doors work.
Well, fictional characters, I certainly hope you've enjoyed yourselves. Because I know what's coming next: a little thing called Batribution. That's right suckers, here's a sneak preview of what's coming when you get a one-way ticket to Uppercut Junction.
[Suggested listening: Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. With cannon fire.]
And finally... one for the ladies...