Um, well, obviously, Batman needed to be wet so that he could run into a burning building and rescue a woman, whom he would then have sex with. yeeeesss. yes, that must be it. no subtext, it's just my imagination, la la la la la la
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Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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7 Comments:
Damn. I like that issue, and now I'll never be able to look at that panel in the same way ever again.
3/23/2006 2:13 AM
Man...that's hot.
3/23/2006 3:33 AM
Um, well, obviously, Batman needed to be wet so that he could run into a burning building and rescue a woman, whom he would then have sex with. yeeeesss. yes, that must be it.
no subtext, it's just my imagination, la la la la la la
3/23/2006 10:12 AM
Where have you gone, Friedrich Wertham? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you!
3/23/2006 5:04 PM
I'll forgive the subtext, 'cus that oh-too-short Barr/Davis run rocked like the billy-oh.
3/23/2006 5:31 PM
He's actually running into a burning car to save a hunky NASCAR driver.
Cough Cough.
3/23/2006 8:26 PM
He's being hosed down so he can rescue an Olympic swimmer from the fire, because Batman likes watersports.
"pblon" seems oddly appropriate for a word ver here, don't you think?
3/24/2006 2:22 AM
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