Be A Man!
From Action Comics Weekly #602--a comic that also features everyone's favorite Quad Cities vigilante Wild Dog responding to an anti-pornography protest by kicking someone in the face while unloading an uzi into somebody else at the same time--comes this, the Manliest Page in Comics History:
For those of you whose minds have been blown, I'll clarify: That's a man who doesn't even take his gunbelt off when two Vietnamese prostitutes are bathing him while he reads Terry and the Pirates slugging it out with a gang of thugs, naked, while a gorgeous blonde looks on in complete and utter shock.
And he flew a fighter jet in The War.
I don't know about you, but I feel like wrestling a bear.