Saturday, November 11, 2006
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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9 Comments:
I am both dead and in a coma right now. Hope you're happy. Those things are abominations before the Lord.
11/12/2006 12:30 AM
Shakasulu- As a Bettysheeposexual, I am shocked and appalled at your lack of sensitivity. My kind have suffered the barbs of small-minded people like yourself for far too long.
11/12/2006 2:17 AM
Am I the only one who'd go for Big Ethel before Betty or Veronica?
Unless we're talking girl-on-girl and then its Betty/Veronica all the way...
11/12/2006 2:46 AM
I think there's a typo in this story. The depicted creature should be named Bahtty. Dunno who her boyfriend is though (Bahrchie?)
11/12/2006 3:46 AM
GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
11/12/2006 11:29 AM
This is clearly a product of stem-cell research. Thanks a lot, Missouri!
11/12/2006 1:42 PM
Stem cell research had nothing to do with those horrors. This is clearly the result of the hopelessly conservative sex education classes at Riverdale High and their failure to explain the possible risks of experimenting with bestiality.
11/12/2006 3:58 PM
Is anyone else a little turned on?...
11/12/2006 10:11 PM
"Am I the only one who thinks that Archie comics are far and away the most perverse comics out there?"
I take it you missed Scipio's golden age Wonder Woman nursery rhyme.
11/13/2006 9:11 AM
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