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Sit up and take notice!
Apparently... girls are changing.
posted by Chris Sims at 10/06/2006 11:02:00 PM
Friday, October 06, 2006
Apparently... girls are changing.
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
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14 Comments:
Girls are changing into Diana Rigg Disco Karate Outfits!
10/07/2006 12:14 AM
You're a bit early for the creepy Halloween post.
10/07/2006 12:14 AM
"Does a girl need love?"
Nope. Just some hotpants of justice.
At least that's what Devon told me.
10/07/2006 3:38 AM
Man. Can you get any more anticlimactic than the name Jeff?
10/07/2006 9:50 AM
Wow! Sales of those particular books must have skyrocketed!
10/07/2006 10:22 AM
Can you get any more anticlimactic than the name Jeff?
Yeah, especially considering that her previous boyfriend, Dick Malverne, once faked his own death in an effort to expose her secret identity.
No wonder they're breaking up.
10/07/2006 11:13 AM
I don't care if they change ... as long as they cook me dinner first.
10/07/2006 12:13 PM
*reads post while listening to song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun* "That's all they really waaaaaaaant. When the working day is done, oh, girls just wanna have fuuuunnn, oh girls, just wanna have fuuuunn!"
10/07/2006 1:28 PM
At least Dick is a name where you can say "CURSE YOU DICK". Jeff is more a name where you go "Finish mopping that floor JEFF"
10/07/2006 6:02 PM
Linda, why did you have to go a leave me baby?
10/07/2006 9:26 PM
"Girls are changing"
Suddenly, I'm flashing back to sixth grade...
10/08/2006 1:42 AM
Girls are changing...and men are beginning to sit up and take notice - does this sound pedo to anyone else? *shudders*
OK, I can understand referring to Supergirl as a girl. She is. But Wonder Woman?! The word WOMAN is in her name!!
70's sexism makes my head hurt.
10/08/2006 11:38 AM
Things will never be the same!
10/09/2006 10:22 AM
"Girls are changing"
My God, into WHAT?
10/11/2006 7:34 AM
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