Oi, Chummy! You're Nicked!

I'll admit it. I got nothin'. After thirty-one consecutive days of updates, the proverbial well has gone dry. I was going to write about how awesome Jack Staff is, but despite the fact that (as Chad says) "Tom Tom the Robot Man ain't no joke," the words aren't coming together. This has nothing to do with Jack Staff, and believe me, Paul Grist is a gift from God for superhero fans. But if it's okay with you guys, I'm just going to take the night off.

So why not check out the SomethingAwful review of Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave instead? It's a hilarious review of, according to SA, one of the worst movies ever made. It's one of several movies made after Bruce Lee's death that features a star who goes under a simliar name (Jackie Chan's talks in his autobiography about the sudden influx of guys like Bruce Li, Bruce Lei, Bruce Le, Bruce Table, Bruce Chair, etc.). It gets a score of -41 out of -50, which puts it in the same company as, say, Knight Chills, Captain America II, and The Horrible Dr. Bone$.

It's a good one. You'll enjoy it, and I'll be back tomorrow. Now get outta here, you crazy kids. Ming commands it!

UPDATE! As soon as I posted this, J. Kern told me about a flick called Bruce Lee vs. Gay Power. That title alone should get you to click on this link to an InsidePulse article about the Top Ten Most Whacked-Out Kung Fu Movies of All Time.