ATTENTION ISB READERS

I have been watching Smokey and the Bandit since 10 PM, and therefore my mind has been blown by sheer car-crashing awesomeness.

I am in no state to write tonight, but to make up for it, I will bestow Forbidden Knowledge upon you:

This is the second most awesome thing ever.

This is THE most awesome thing ever.

That is all.

(Props to Kevin for originating the Forbidden Knowledge. Now give me that trade, you cretin.)