A Conversation With Scott

"Oh, hey, Scott, speaking of hot girls on TV, did I tell you about the realization I came to last week?"

"Was it a realization you came to while you were watching a hot girl on TV?"

"Yes."

"No, you didn't."

"Okay. I realized that I would pretty much have sex with any girl on a phone commercial. That is, I'd have sex with any girl who was on a phone commercial, not I'd have sex on a phone commercial with any girl."

"I think I'd probably have sex on a phone commercial. It'd be a pretty disturbing commercial though. 'I've been thinking about switching service provider--Holy shit. Is that Scott? Well that takes Cingular off the list...'"