Apologies in Advance
If I were a better man, I would've had the foresight to ransack the back issues section for copies of NFL SuperPro and Kickers, Inc. to bring you Chris's Invincible Super-Bowl, instead of just losing a bet on the outcome of the game today.
Instead, I bring you this. Because the people have a right to know:
And that's Reason #34 why Roy Thomas Kicks Ass.