Behold Its Majesty
Lately I've been reading through the classic "Armor Wars" storyline that kicks off in Iron Man #225, and as my good pal Chad--who at this point is as much a fixture of the ISB as Count Dante--pointed out to me, there's an undeniable fact to be gleaned here:
posted by Chris Sims at 4/03/2006 11:59:00 PM
8 Comments:
It's glowing...
4/04/2006 2:27 AM
That is one fine-looking blue head of hair all right. But his moustache there is suspect. It seems untrustworthy. Not like his dapper Errol Flynn/David Niven number, or the businessman power 'stache. Combined with the slightly too long hair it makes him look like an extra on Miami Vice.
Ironically, now I think about it, if Tony Stark were real, he is exactly the kind of guy they would have gotten to play a special guest-star drug dealer on Miami Vice. So maybe during Armor Wars, after disabling the Porcupine and the Unicorn, Tony would walk out right in the middle of a snitty lecture from Cap so he could make to the set in time to do a TV love scene with Vanity and then get shot by Phillip Michael Thomas in one of those endings where he and Crockett look all sad and earnest and no one understands why because the A-team would have just been laughing it up under those circumstances.
Anyway, great great hair.
4/04/2006 2:47 AM
You know, I've been reading comics so goddamn long that the "blue hair" thing doesn't register unless someone points it out.
4/04/2006 8:10 AM
Read what he's saying in Antonio Banderas' voice...
Verification: mcvxhhr, the sound that Shellhead's armor makes when it realizes that its wearer is too sexy.
4/04/2006 11:49 AM
That picture of Tony McKissylips is just begging to be photoshopped into Talia's place on your sidebar picture.
4/04/2006 11:54 AM
You know, to get your hair shiny like that, you're supposed to pour it over your head. Only Tony Stark would consume so much that it would work from the inside out.
4/06/2006 6:04 PM
What Tony's really thinking....
"God, I need a drink."
4/10/2006 1:31 PM
Screw his hair. How is this not a blatant Tom of Finland homage? I mean, seriously?
9/26/2006 8:03 PM
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