Here, Look at This
I'm not sure if it's the stress of a week's worth of double-sized two-fisted posts finally catching up to me, or if I've somehow contracted the Goddamn Clench, but I am sick.
So sick that I found myself staring, slack-jawed and unfocused, at the bottomlessly awful David Arquette/Pro Wrestling vehicle Ready to Rumble. Clearly, I'm in no condition to make jokes. So you're going to have to do it yourself:
I've almost done the work for you.