Breaking News: Murderous Cyborg Rampage All Area Boy's Fault
METROPOLIS - In the aftermath of an attack on Metropolis by an army of giant, mobile supercomputers armed with disintegrator beams and terrifying metal claws that resulted in millions of space-dollars of property damage and the death of one-third of a Legionnaire, authorities have discovered that the creator of the deadly robot was none other than Querl Dox, alias Brainiac 5 of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Reached for comment, Dox had this to say:
Dox seemed visibly angered by questioning, continuing with "I invented the [expletive deleted] Flight Ring, [expletive deleted]. What, exactly, have you ever done?"
Local scientists have attributed the tragedy not to Brainiac 5, but to some kind of hoodoo--or possibly a whammy--placed on the Legion by unknown forces. The Luck Lords of Planet Thaun were unavailable for comment.
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