Just a Quick Reminder...
posted by Chris Sims at 12/02/2006 11:59:00 PM
Saturday, December 02, 2006
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
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12 Comments:
I couldn't agree with T's actions more. Fools who were pink wristbands deserve a punch in the face...
12/03/2006 2:45 AM
One of the greatest moments of my comicbook collecting life was actually getting hold of some issues from EBay. I guess its easier to get these issues in the States, but God, try getting them in the UK. Apart from odd issues of #1, the goggles, they do nothing :(
Still, I've since managed to get up to Issue 10. Does anybody know how many issues there are of this comic?
12/03/2006 2:59 AM
Is he laying the smackdown on Dale Gunn?
12/03/2006 3:13 AM
I don't know for sure, Wrath, but I can tell you I'd pay good money for that crossover.
12/03/2006 5:29 AM
Go Mr. T! Not only is smaking down some fool, he's doing it with proper grammer.
12/03/2006 8:57 AM
"Is he laying the smackdown on Dale Gunn?"
Who is Dale Gunn? Is he like Tommy Gunn who only fights in the ring?
12/03/2006 10:44 AM
I say! Was that fellow masquerading as our own beloved Mr. Laurence Tureaud?
One might consider that a foolish action, what?
12/03/2006 12:03 PM
Man. The '80s. The hell were we smoking? Though, every time Mr. T. comes up in convorsation - which is startlingly often, frankly - I think of an old, old "Bloom County" strip that featured a Mr. T. dress-up kit.
"Now you two can stomp around, talk badly and scare the hell out of white people."
I also think of Bobby "Blue" Bland, but don't we all, in some way or another, pity the fool?
12/03/2006 2:15 PM
Not only is he smacking down some fool, he's doing it with proper grammer.
That's because he wants you to stay in school and not do drugs.
12/03/2006 3:12 PM
The added bonus awesome in this pic is that you'll notice, in his other hand, Mr. T is holding a baseball bat. Why isn't he hitting the bad guy with the bat? Because that would be going easy on him.
12/03/2006 10:00 PM
Perhaps it is Mr T's neighborhood... that resides in us.
Deeeeep.
12/04/2006 12:21 AM
That is Mr T's neighborhood, at the corner of
Chin-check Ct.
and
Beatdown Blvd.
~P~
P-TOR
12/04/2006 3:01 PM
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