Friday, November 17, 2006
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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"Chris works at a comic book shop so he reviews all the latest releases, but the real awesomeness lies in his ability to find obscure or forgotten comic books and write hilariously sarcastic reviews that make fun of them. They deserve it!"--Blair Butler on G4 TV's Attack of the Show!
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Hit me up:Previous Posts
- The Week In Ink: 11-15-06
- Danger Signs
- An Open Letter to the Robot Masterminds Sending Me...
- The Crank File: The Brave and the Bold #115
- Over-The-Top Violence Defined
- Hop Aboard the Nightmare Train!
- All Shall Be Revealed, Part Three!
- The Week In Ink: 11-08-06
- All Shall Be Revealed, Part Two!
- All Shall Be Revealed, Part One!
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Punisher War Journal #19Batman #423/#424
Punisher #23
Ka-Zar v.2
Olive Us: Birthday Issue
The Heist
The Incredible Hulk vs. Quasimodo
Terror, Inc. 1-13
Bloodstone 1-4
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1
Power Man and Iron Fist #75
Avengers #214
Incredible Hulk #300
Skateman #1
The Saga of U.S. 1: Part One | Part Two
Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights
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The Legion of Monsters (Remastered Nov. 2006!)Superman and Batman's Night Together (Remastered Sept. 2006!)
Champion Sports #2
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The Funeral Diaries: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Interlude | Part 5NPR Trading Cards: Series 1 | Series 2
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Infinite Crisis in Thirty Seconds
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The Chronicles of Solomon Stone, Book One
Civil War in Thirty Seconds
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15 Comments:
Maybe he just doesn't know how to draw people's faces gettind kicked/punched/hurt so he just figured "Well let's make 'em explode".
Only in the silver age...
11/18/2006 1:30 AM
You know those Clint Eastwood orangutan movies? Where he was this semi-pro fighter/trucker and people would fly in from all over the country to watch him brawl? I think every reader of the ISB should ask themselves how far they would go to see a 60's/70's Batman in a bare-chested,bare-knuckle, no-weapons steel cage match against Conan the Barbarian.
11/18/2006 1:46 AM
I had to double check that third picture as I couldnt tell what the hell was going on, it was just a maelstrom of awesome
word verification zmakxl...also awesome
11/18/2006 3:37 AM
Aparo's Batman is one of the scariest.
11/18/2006 5:21 AM
Jim Aparo does not get enough credit as a Batman artist. I've always liked his Batman better than Neal Adams.
11/18/2006 8:33 AM
Hey, Superboy-Prime has the "retcon punch", why can't Batman have the "spontaneous combustion punch"?
11/18/2006 10:06 AM
sometimes my faith wavers and I think, how can chris sims possibly blow my mind any more? but then I see three panels of batman rocking people in the face so hard their heads explode, and lord, I believe.
11/18/2006 10:28 AM
Ahhhhh...violence. Lovely lovely violence.
11/18/2006 10:38 AM
I didn't realize Aparo died last year until I looked him up on Wikipedia. His stuff on Brave & Bold was the best. I've always wanted to read his "Wander" stories with Denny O'Neil for Charlton in the '60s. Those are supposed to be pretty great.
11/18/2006 12:44 PM
"I didn't realize Aparo died last year until I looked him up on Wikipedia. His stuff on Brave & Bold was the best."
Wait, he's DEAD?! I thought he was still doing stuff :S
Oh well. Anyone who uses "PWAN!" as a sound effect is truly awesome. I'd even argue the vaguely tenuous case that its an early prototype of PWNED.
Such forward thinking.
11/18/2006 4:22 PM
I suspect that one of the reasons Aparo's Batman art is often overlooked relates to his work in the late '80s. Stuff like A Death In The Family and his contributions to Knightfall, while a long, long way from his best work (his style seemed to become rather more unappealingly crude and cartoonish in that era, to me at least), are probably the most widely-read instances of his Bat-art. His Brave & The Bold art is immeasurably superior to that (some of the best Batman ever, as everyone here seems to agree), but is probably far less familiar to modern readers.
11/18/2006 5:16 PM
"Wait, he's DEAD?! I thought he was still doing stuff"
I know, man! He was always good, even when he was being inked by Mike DeCarlo (yeccchh).
11/19/2006 2:22 AM
Batman is the best comic in the history, I love all the characters in the storie such as Robin and The Huntress also I like the bad boy Catwoman, the Penguin,and Poison Ivy!22DD
2/16/2011 12:02 PM
One of the best comics in the history, since Dark knight , batman is my favorite comic!Great post, bookmarked, will be back later.
9/28/2011 5:02 PM
This will not succeed in fact, that's what I suppose.
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12/17/2011 3:04 AM
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