Saturday, January 13, 2007
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
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19 Comments:
I think they sell those chalices at IKEA.
1/14/2007 2:45 AM
Namor is Jay-Z, Dr. Doom is Nas. Marvel Comics, so ahead of their time, predicting hip-hop beef before hip-hop reached its prominence.
1/14/2007 2:54 AM
Doom isn't just kicking back, that is chillaxin'. I don't even sit that low on the couch when I'm watching football.
1/14/2007 3:15 AM
So. Is this right before Doom and Namor took over the planet using the Purple Man?
Bendis always has the Purple Man being awfully uppity for a guy who once a battery in another villians SuperScience weapon...
1/14/2007 4:59 AM
Would this make Mister Fantastic Eminem or Vanilla Ice?
1/14/2007 9:12 AM
Sheesh, every time we se Doom, he's lolling on a chaise and swigging from that chalice. Frankly, I think the man has a problem. And does he ever offer anybody else a chalice? Nooooooo!
1/14/2007 9:38 AM
I think his "drinking problem" is more akin to Ted Stryker's in Airplane!
It's amazing that he manages to drink *anything* through that mask, but even so, about 90% of the liquid must dribble around his armor without reaching his mouth....
1/14/2007 10:27 AM
Philip is right, that pose is ridiculous. try it yourself at home and then imagine talking to a guest while knocking a chalice against your immovable, iron lips. Pretty ludicrous, all told.
Perhaps even as he speaks, Doom is desperately pressing a silent summons for one of his servants to come help him back up.
1/14/2007 11:17 AM
I think Doom's actually depressed. He's bummed out of Reed Richards once again blocking his plans for world domination, and so he's just wants to slump on the couch and drink some wine.
But oops, he's got a guest, so he's at least trying to put up his usual "totally in control" act.
But that is completely the posture of a guy that is just really bummed out. Probably from getting his head bounced off the inside of his helmet by repeated punches froma giant rock guy.
1/14/2007 11:25 AM
He does looked depressed.
Maybe Henry Kissinger (Super-Villain Team Up #6-7) isn't returning Doom's calls anymore.
1/14/2007 1:49 PM
"I know how, once before, you all but conquered New York!"
So you get CNN in Latveria. Big deal.
1/14/2007 1:50 PM
Still not as cool as Namor tricking Doom into getting the fire department to come by and spray him with water.
1/14/2007 2:42 PM
Kang also knows how to chillax. That panel pretty much cemented my love for the guy - that and his unlimited arsenal that he pulls out of thin air like the main character in an FPS.
1/14/2007 5:02 PM
It's amazing that he manages to drink *anything* through that mask, but even so, about 90% of the liquid must dribble around his armor without reaching his mouth....
"Doom requires a straw!"
1/14/2007 5:59 PM
99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Namor's just playin' a role- they're SO getting hookers later on.
1/14/2007 10:57 PM
Waou! He's actually making a pass at Namor!!!
He seems ready for love! :D
1/15/2007 7:21 AM
Doom has no need for homo-eroticism!
But (hey, I just remembered, I have a scanner now and can share this!) check out who *does* apparently have a thing for Namor, according to Super-Villain Team-Up!
http://tinyurl.com/t8fvy
1/15/2007 9:29 AM
I don't recall ever seeing Doom so relaxed. It inspires me to follow Doom's example, find me a chalice, and let it all hang.
1/15/2007 9:43 AM
Great minds think alike! (And no, that's by no means an accusation...it's an obvious joke and we both took it in different directions.)
4/12/2007 10:43 PM
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