And Now, a Musical Interlude From The Pages Of 52
Can you tell us if you're okay?
posted by Chris Sims at 3/09/2007 11:23:00 PM
Friday, March 09, 2007
Can you tell us if you're okay?
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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10 Comments:
Sims, you should post a spoiler warning before revealing Montoya as the new Carmen Sandiego!
3/09/2007 11:33 PM
Hey, I'd hit it! ^_~
Oh shit, Ragnell's here!...
3/10/2007 1:13 AM
Why did she call dibs?
3/10/2007 10:01 AM
Annie, are you okay ? Annie, are you okay ? Are you okay, Annie ?
3/10/2007 10:15 AM
Nice one, bruh! Now, lets see if she can get her back up off the wall!
3/10/2007 10:56 AM
I'm Indiana Jonesin' for her!
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Okay, I got nuthin'.
3/10/2007 10:56 AM
Do it Rockapella!
3/10/2007 10:58 AM
Next up, the Blue Beetle, Max Lord, Sue Dibny, Earth-2 Superman, Earth-2 Lois Lane and Pantha do Thriller.
"And no one's gonna save ya from Geoff Johns and what he writes/Cause it's a Thriller!"
3/10/2007 5:29 PM
This post made me laugh harder than it should have. Especially the alt-text tag.
3/10/2007 9:26 PM
Hey Chud, good call. Her hip hop will rock and shock the nation. She'll be the Emancipation Proclamation.
Now will her super power by any chance involve crushing billiard balls?
3/12/2007 10:49 AM
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