Monday, April 11, 2005
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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the basics"Chris works at a comic book shop so he reviews all the latest releases, but the real awesomeness lies in his ability to find obscure or forgotten comic books and write hilariously sarcastic reviews that make fun of them. They deserve it!"
--Blair Butler on G4 TV's Attack of the Show!
bonus contentCraving more of my alleged humor? Here's where to find it:
| Scenes You Won't Be Seeing in Superman Returns |
| A Beginner's Guide To Supervillainy: Lairs |
| A Beginner's Guide To Supervillainy: Henchmen |
| The Christmas Comedy Encyclopedia |
| The RomCom Encyclopedia |
| The Craziest Things Keith Richards Ever Snorted |
| Revolt of the Girl Legionnaries! |
| The Hoard of Midas Moran! |
| The World Still Needs... The Champions! |
| Tomb of Blood! |
| The Battle of the Jitterbugs! |
| The Forbidden Fruit! |
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contactHit me up:
- He Put My Stapler Inside a Jelly Again!
- The Truth About Luke, Part 2
- Giant-Size Movie Review: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunt...
- Recent Purchase
- Boy, I Love That Franko
- Oh, Shut Up
- Pity the Fool
- Mysterious Ways
- Keep Yer Left Up!
dollar comic reviewsPunisher War Journal #19
Olive Us: Birthday Issue
The Incredible Hulk vs. Quasimodo
Terror, Inc. 1-13
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1
Power Man and Iron Fist #75
Incredible Hulk #300
The Saga of U.S. 1: Part One | Part Two
Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights
where they went wrongThe Legion of Monsters (Remastered Nov. 2006!)
Superman and Batman's Night Together (Remastered Sept. 2006!)
Champion Sports #2
best of the isbThe Funeral Diaries: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Interlude | Part 5
NPR Trading Cards: Series 1 | Series 2
William Shakespeare's Trapped in the Closet
Infinite Crisis in Thirty Seconds
Can Nothing Stop Computo?!
Gorilla vs. Nazi
The Chronicles of Solomon Stone, Book One
Civil War in Thirty Seconds
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links - palsMatt's Comics Blog
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factoidAziz Ansari is a fucking badass.