Keep Yer Left Up!
I swear, Porto's blog is like the frigg'n Double Deuce. I can't go in there without starting a fight.
And yes. Those are the two greatest links you will ever click on.
So anyway, is it me? I mean, I am a big enough jerk to make fun of a heavy-handed country song about a retarded kid, and just today I said I hoped one of my coworkers was raped to death by animals, but...
Huh. You know, when I put it that way, I can see how I might accidentally start a fight or two. What can I say? I'm a livewire. Deal with it.
Anyway, that's all the update I've got in store for you tonight. I'm working with an old associate of mine on an all-new project that we hope to unveil shortly, including a huge ISB tie-in.
I'm not at liberty to go into too much detail right now, but suffice to say: There will be fire, leather, and a special appearance by the Nuge. Be ready.