Check out what I bought today. And you thought I was kidding.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: The Power of Christ Impales You (click to Savior-Size it!)
Notice my thumb thrown in for awesomeitude comparison. Seriously, this one claims to have it all:
- Kung Fu
- A Luchador named El Santos
- and it's a musical
UPDATE: Oh man. I just watched the trailer. It goes: "In the new millennium, the undead no longer fear the sun. Now they're going to learn... It's time to fear the SON OF GOD." This is already the best movie ever.