Recent Purchase

Check out what I bought today. And you thought I was kidding.



Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: The Power of Christ Impales You (click to Savior-Size it!)

Notice my thumb thrown in for awesomeitude comparison. Seriously, this one claims to have it all:

• Jesus
• Kung Fu
• A Luchador named El Santos
• Vampires
• and it's a musical

You can't confront that! I'll let you know how it is.

UPDATE: Oh man. I just watched the trailer. It goes: "In the new millennium, the undead no longer fear the sun. Now they're going to learn... It's time to fear the SON OF GOD." This is already the best movie ever.