Romance Special: My (Allegedly) Funny Valentines
All right, buster, you've got less than a week until Valentine's Day, and odds are that you've been so busy practicing your tree-climbing skills that you've neglected to actually buy a Valentine for your sweetheart. Well don't get caught unawares!
Instead, turn to your old pal Chris, because tonight on the ISB, I've done all the work for you. Simply pick out one of these fine cards, print it, and deliver to your loved-one of choice. And believe me: These things are guaranteed to get you some ass*.
(Note: The preceeding may only be romantic if your girlfriend is a Nazi made of bees. If that is indeed the case, you may want to seriously rethink your relationship.)
(Note: Batman, man-eating super-apes, and flying kicks make virtually anything better. Therefore, this is probably the most romantic thing you or anyone else has ever seen. She'll love it.)
Of course, if you've decided to take this Valentine's Day in a bit of a different direction, do the sensible thing. Say it with Batman:
* This is a lie.