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Saturday, April 08, 2006


You know, as I meander my way carelessly through today's modern Comics Blogger lifestyle, people are constantly stopping me on the street or at my local pornography store to ask me, "Chris, how do you do it?"

Well, imaginary fan, it's simple! In fact, You Too can crack wise at the expense of fifty year-old comics and stuff like Darkhawk if you just apply yourself! Yes, even you, Spencer.

And that's why tonight's ISB offers you a chance to make with the funny.

Take, for instance, this shot of Superboy taking a header into the ground during a mission with the Legion of Super-Heroes:

Now while this may appear to be an untapped goldmine of chuckles, there's always room for improvement. For you see, in this particular instance, there's no sound effect to really "seal the deal" of Superboy dropping face-first onto the ground in a nigh-vaudevillian pratfall.

And that, gentle reader, is where you come in. Simply add your own "wacky" sound effect, and your job as the funnyman of the comics blogger set is complete! Post it here for the adoration of your internet peers, or better yet, print it out and amaze your friends and coworkers with your unstoppable hilarity.

And if they ask, tell 'em Uncle Chris sent ya!

My money's on "PLOTZ!"


Blogger Ragnell said...


4/09/2006 4:37 AM

Anonymous Nuckles said...


4/09/2006 4:46 AM

Anonymous Chawunky said...

"POONT" has a nice ring.

4/09/2006 5:49 AM

Blogger David Cutler said...

I was thinking "PWNED!!!" or "COPYRIGHT INFRINGED!!!"

This all reminds me of a Spider-Man comic I have where the Hulk jumps to the sound effect "JUMP!"

4/09/2006 6:30 AM

Anonymous Chawunky said...

"JUMP"?! Awesome.

Not in the same league, but there's also Alan Davis' run on Excalibur--which features a lavatory exploding to the sfx "BA-THROOOM".

4/09/2006 7:36 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


4/09/2006 7:45 AM

Anonymous chris said...


4/09/2006 1:51 PM

Blogger Mallet said...



You don't land like that and walk away.

4/09/2006 2:36 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


(Sorry, that's a TF in-joke.)

Verification: rivvrkke, which is a decent alternate choice.

4/09/2006 2:45 PM

Anonymous Dorkamus Prime said...


4/09/2006 3:17 PM

Anonymous Aaron said...

A snap, yes, but not SNAP! More like the subtle, barely noticeable, not-even-included-in-early-reprints "snap" that offed Gwen Stacy.

'Cuz Superboy's a Super-bitch and gave up his corn hole to the Green Goblin.

4/09/2006 3:35 PM

Blogger Scott M. said...

Clearly, the correct answer is "Potzrebie."

4/09/2006 5:02 PM

Blogger Michael said...

The sound of anyone getting hit on the head should be "HAL".

Word verification: ytyleosb, which spelled backwards is bsoelyty.

4/09/2006 8:49 PM

Blogger Michael said...


word ver: ailtkzo - what Superboy's gonna need to take after that landing.

4/09/2006 9:42 PM

Blogger thedeadpenguin said...

My word verification from another blog today works well as a sound effect for it:


4/09/2006 10:10 PM

Blogger Gary said...


4/09/2006 10:36 PM

Anonymous Tug said...


4/09/2006 11:13 PM

Blogger Philip Looney said...


4/10/2006 11:35 AM

Anonymous huxley said...


4/11/2006 8:55 PM

Blogger Spencer Carnage said...

Yeah, well, your momma thinks I'm funny. Oh!

4/12/2006 4:49 PM

Blogger Daryl said...

No one said PLOP yet?

4/15/2006 12:26 PM


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