Friday, May 26, 2006
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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11 Comments:
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER CLOSE MY EYES AGAIN.
5/27/2006 1:19 AM
I'm torn between that last one and the one of the girl ripping her skin off.
We need a panel of Godzilla slam-dunking a basketball while playing a girl who's ripping her skin off.
5/27/2006 1:19 AM
Who made Godzilla sneakers?
WHO MADE GODZILLA SNEAKERS?!
5/27/2006 1:42 AM
Godzilla learned that finger-roll from George Gervin when he destroyed San Antonio in 1972, but he actually had a basketball double for most of these scenes. Sweet Lizard Tatum, who appeared in a Harlem Globetrotters TV Christmas special and is currently coaching in Turkey.
5/27/2006 1:56 AM
WHO MADE GODZILLA SNEAKERS?!
Looks like Nike.
Of course, that opens up the possibility of a subplot involving the legions of beleaguered slave laborers who were doubtless necessary for such an undertaking.
In fact, if I recall my MST3K correctly, there was a Godzilla movie that did in fact involve slave laborers for some Bondian supercriminals. So there you are.
5/27/2006 4:44 AM
Man I love this book.
I even have the poster.
5/27/2006 2:17 PM
Somebody should have told the cover artist that Godzilla shoots radioactive fire out of his mouth, not water...
But on the cracktastic scale, that panel of the big G doing the finger roll is second only to the little man with the radio in Element Lad's ankle!
5/27/2006 4:17 PM
Okay, so once I got past the shoes, I started wondering... who made the G-size ball and backboard? How long would it take to inflate that ball? I mean, I can totally accept a huge dinosaur going one on one with the Round (Freakin' Huge) Mound of Rebound, but that huge ball? So fake. Tsk.
Also have to deduct points for not using the golden opportunity to put Godzilla in John Stockton-esque short-shorts.
5/30/2006 2:12 PM
How many people did Barkley kill while dribbling a HUGE basketball down a busy city street?
5/31/2006 12:38 PM
Cum on! This is really out of this world, Barkley trying to stop Godzilla?? Definitely the creator an imagination completely out of this world. BTW, I stayed so glad with Godzilla sneakers.
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