Ben Grimm Wants You To Be Happy
It'd probably be best for all of us if you didn't disappoint him.
(Vaguely threatening image courtesy of Bill Mantlo and Ron Wilson's Marvel Two-in-One #12)
posted by Chris Sims at 8/25/2006 11:59:00 PM
Friday, August 25, 2006
It'd probably be best for all of us if you didn't disappoint him.
(Vaguely threatening image courtesy of Bill Mantlo and Ron Wilson's Marvel Two-in-One #12)
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
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7 Comments:
I probably shouldn't be bothered by the anatomical impossibility of Prester John spreading his legs that far apart since I'm reading a story in which a super-strong rock man and a guy in a flying metal suit team up to fight a near immortal sorcerer knight, but, lord help me, I am.
Also, I am deeply troubled by Ben Grimm's complete lack of anything whatsoever resembling an ass-crack.
8/26/2006 3:04 AM
That pose makes it looks like he's auditioning to be a dancer in a Nelly video.
8/26/2006 7:11 AM
I said VERTICAL smile!!
8/26/2006 10:23 AM
What, there's not enough cracks on the rest of him for you?
8/26/2006 10:53 AM
Ha! This picture is CRACK UP!
8/26/2006 9:27 PM
Ben Grimm totally rocks.
8/28/2006 10:25 AM
But...doesn't that post make it look like Benjy is hitting the other guy in the...uhm...groin with his head...
puff
8/29/2006 10:53 PM
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