Haney's Got A Gun
If that isn't the worst pun you read today, I am truly, truly sorry. Anyway, from the fourth-wall-shattering Brave and the Bold #124:
That, my friends, is Bob Haney grabbing his rifle to take on a gang of terrorists who, without even the merest attempt to explain how, are simultaneously battling Sgt. Rock and Batman in a story by Haney and Jim Aparo, and also Haney and Aparo themselves.
Because Bob Haney, that's why.
posted by Chris Sims at 9/08/2006 11:38:00 PM
11 Comments:
Silly terrorists.
If you can't defeat fictional characters, what makes you think you can beat the people controlling the actions of said fictional characters?
I mean, where do they think Batman learned his Kung-Fu BadAssedness?
9/09/2006 12:44 AM
Hmmm... One could only describe such a concept as brave AND/OR bold...
9/09/2006 1:15 AM
That's Bob Haney, the master of the "WTF" story!
9/09/2006 2:35 AM
Bob Haney is my co-pilot.
9/09/2006 3:22 AM
Bob Haney is a rugged moutain man. And what does he mean by The Village???
9/09/2006 8:09 AM
Mr. Sims, I demand to see the astounding wind-up in part 3.
9/09/2006 9:05 AM
"Blue Blazes! Where in the way-out whizzbang world am I?!"
"In the Village."
"Sweet Mother of Mystery! Well then, laughing boy, howsabout you tell me who Number One is?"
"You are Number Six."
"I got news for ya, buster, so dig this: If you think I'm some kinda number instead of the one and only merely marvelous Bob Haney, then just wait 'til you see the blazing, blasting finish in part three, continued on the next page following!"
9/09/2006 10:51 AM
That wasn't a pun. It's just a really stupid rhyme.
jerk.
9/09/2006 3:41 PM
Bob Haney = Grizzly Adams + Mark Trail = Badasssssssss.
I adore this issue.
9/09/2006 8:43 PM
The secret is out. Haney lives in
Oklahoma
9/11/2006 2:38 PM
I fully match with whatever thing you've presented.
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