Bonus Content Update!
I'm blowin' up all over the place!
Yes, the all-new CRACKED Magazine #2 is now available at finer bookstores and seedy truckstop magazine racks everywhere, and alongside new articles by Maddox, Mike Nelson, Michael Kupperman, Jay Pinkerton, and a bunch of other funny people, there's something else that might spark your interest.
As you can see by the cover, the new issue contains article about the Best (and Worst) in Christmas Comedies on page 70 that, along with a few bits in the Men's Health parody, was written by their newest Contributing Editor, Chris Sims. And I think we can all agree that that guy is pretty awesome.
Yes, you read it right: I'm writing for an actual, honest-to-God print magazine, and they are paying me to do so. I'm pretty sure I got the job solely for my willingness to watch Adam Sandler's wretched Eight Crazy Nights and write a review of it, but if I can keep one person from experiencing the sheer horror of an animated movie about how Adam Sandler is totally awesome at basketball with a tacked-on holiday miracle crammed in for good measure, it'll all be worth it.
Even stranger, I actualy refrain from writing about comics for the entire magazine! But fear not, loyal readers!
For that sort of thing, simply click on these very words and read my Special Spooktoberfest Edition of "Queer Eye On Comics" over at Prism, where I not only use the phrase "Nazi Vampire," but also do my best to explain why the first appearance of the current Union Jack in the pages of Captain America comes off a little gay.
HINT: It has a lot to do with Joey asking Cap if he wants to wrestle within five seconds of meeting him.