A Day In the Life of Jimmy Olsen
7:30 AM - Wake up and start the day off right with a hearty breakfast while going over my fan mail. Could the life of a cub reporter get any sweeter?
8:30 AM - Get dressed for the day. Can't believe I spent so much time in a nerdy tweed jacket and polka-dot bowtie. From now on, it's bellbottoms and turtleneck sweaters for Mr. Action!
10:00 AM - Attend the dedication of a hospital ship I raised the money for with my best pal Superman! Unfortunately, my other best friends couldn't be there, as Miss Lane was, as
10:30 AM - Board the ship to see the first medical case, a crewman with two hearts who clalims to be a space alien named Enorr and has a fragment of The Star of Cathay, a jewel which affects me in crazy, unexpected ways!
10:31 AM - Realize it's going to be one of those days.
10:34 AM - Get caught up by some unspeakable force I cannot comprehend.
10:36 AM - Find myself back in the year 793 AD, living out my past life as Marco Polo, alongside my pal Kurol the Genie. Unfortunately, I'm also about to be executed by Lord Timur, so that's kind of a bummer.
10:38 AM - Put the smackdown on history--MR. ACTION STYLE!
10:45 AM - Innuendo Break.
11:00 AM - Having escaped my execution at the hands of Kublai Khan's enemies, return my protesting Genie pal back to the horrible imprisonment of his bottle, confident that doing this won't come back to haunt me later.
2:30 PM - Kung fu fight a leopard.
2:31 PM - Drop the hammer.
4:00 PM - Take over for an injured Kublai Khan, with all confidence that my reign will not end in horrendous tragedy.
4:15 PM - It comes back to haunt me.
4:22 PM / 10:36 AM - Suddenly return to my own time, thoroughly dazed, only to find that I've actually been gone only a few moments. Good thing, too--I've had all the craziness I can stand for one day, and I've still got to get ready for that hot date with Lucy Lane tonight!