Yet Another Christmas Miracle
Long ago, I swore that I would never post a YouTube video on the ISB with an attempt to pass it off as actual content. It's not that I have anything against people who actually do, but I've always tried to offer up something unique, even if it's just a scan of a funny panel offered up without comment.
Tonight, I break that vow.
Why? To show you all that Christmas... belongs to Gunther.
Yes. Those were midgets dressed as elves in the last thirty seconds.
Gunther, for those of you who don't know, is the greatest musician in the entire world, and along with a devastating moustache and his running crew, the Sunshine Girls, he has come from Sweden to show us the way to a better world. According to his official biography, the four most important things in Gunther's life are "Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!"
Kevin and I first discovered the magic that is Gunther last year at around this time, and now I have brought you his message of working for a sexier world. Please, if you love things that are awesome, visit his website and join twenty thousand others in becoming his fake internet friend.
posted by Chris Sims at 12/16/2006 11:58:00 PM
20 Comments:
All will kneel before Gunther.
Ding ding dong.
12/17/2006 12:40 AM
I beg to differ; all will kneel before ZOD! KNEEL, SON OF JOR-EL *ahem* sorry, I don't know what came over me.
Based on the evidence presented in his fantastic music videos videos, all will grind before Gunther. And all women will do that wearing very little indeed.
Champagne, glamour, sex, and respect!
12/17/2006 1:10 AM
I totally screwed it up. I misread your post as Gunther being a magician. Imagine getting halfway through before you realize that at no point is he going to saw any of those women in half!
12/17/2006 9:23 AM
What. The. Hell. Did I just watch?
12/17/2006 9:34 AM
Truly the Bizarro Christmas Special was too little appreciated in its own time.
12/17/2006 9:39 AM
"Yeah!"
I thought this was some kind of old Rick Moranis bit at first.
12/17/2006 10:28 AM
I believe in Gunther.
12/17/2006 4:49 PM
"...I've always tried to offer up something unique..."
You mean unique like all the other comics bloggers who scan frames and make snarky/sarcastic comments?
Really, is there that much difference between scanning an image someone else made and posting a video someone else made?
12/17/2006 5:38 PM
Well someone's lacking in the Christmas spirit.
12/17/2006 6:11 PM
Well what do you expect?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magoo's_Christmas_Carol
12/17/2006 7:20 PM
I just love the presents: a picture of Gunther, a pair of handcuffs, and a heart-shaped pillow. Sounds like a good night to me.
12/17/2006 7:22 PM
Gents, I am happy to bring your attention to the National Star of Greece, Mr. Andreas Evaggelopoulos. Aside from officially and legally entitled Greece's National Star he is also an actor, a writer, a composer, a singer, a tv journalist and personality, a certified astrologist, a chihuahua breeder and a close friend and confidante to Paris Hilton (Tinkerbell was actually a gift from him) and various other renowned socialites.
Without further ado, I proudly present the official site of Greece's NATIONAL STAR, Mr. Andreas Evaggelopoulos.
http://www.parishilton.gr
PS And a song you could appreciate more if you knew greek, but alas...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzPDrFLNGQ
12/17/2006 7:24 PM
Great. Now I have to destroy Sweden. Otherwise this could spread to other countries...
12/17/2006 7:42 PM
I can dig the naked chicks. I can dig the wierd euro-techno and incredibly over the top posing from gunther. But why the Naked dancing midgets? I know that europes's more free with nudity and sexuality than we are, but i swear to god they were going to bust out all PRIVATE style at the end. I'm sure one of those midgets didn't have pants on in a cuople shots. Does Gunther have a sideline in the European porn porn industry? 'Cause that would make him a true pimp, in a very literal sense.
12/17/2006 8:05 PM
Are you sure he's not a chick in drag?
I mean, look at the facial structure and that fake-looking mustache.
Not to mention, the girl's tans are so bad that they almost look like they have mustaches in a few shots.
12/17/2006 9:30 PM
The really creepy thing is he looks more like a pimp than most of the people in gangsta videos.
12/18/2006 12:12 PM
It's like Die Hard with christmas midgets!
12/18/2006 2:45 PM
What isn't there to love about this guy? The pouty lips? The wierd Al mustash? The long flowing mullet? The fact taht he barely sings or sing speaks at all in his OWN song?
What's really funny is that this guy reminds me of my buddy.
http://www.myspace.com/mcfumunda
You'll know what I mean if you see his inentionally bad Christmas photos.
12/21/2006 6:48 PM
only two thing about this video, the men who appear in there looks like a 60's porno star, and second the only thing in the video are the girls, with girls like those, I really will have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
5/16/2011 5:20 PM
It cannot succeed in actual fact, that is exactly what I think.
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9/18/2011 9:10 AM
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