Great Moments in Comic Book History, Volume One
In light of recent events, the ISB is proud to present...
While taking off a woman's dress.
With a knife.
Welcome to NOW FREAKING OUT. Population: YOU.
posted by Chris Sims at 1/31/2007 10:46:00 PM
25 Comments:
"But you're in far more peril from your own petticoats and ruffles" is the exact line I used that led to my loss of virginity.
1/31/2007 11:08 PM
It's like the cover of a romance novel.....FOR MEN!
1/31/2007 11:12 PM
Believe me, it's for women too. I'd lose my dress and my resolve like that *insert snapping sound* for Pirate Batman.
1/31/2007 11:19 PM
Not just any woman either--that's Pirate Catwoman, springing her trap!
One of the best Elseworlds, in my opinion. Lovely art, and a story full of authentic-feeling touches, from the speech patterns to narration that reads like a sea chanty.
1/31/2007 11:38 PM
Batman in a puffy shirt! BATMAN IN A PUFFY SHIRT!
1/31/2007 11:57 PM
Puffy shirt? Soon he'll end up in an Anita Blake comic.
2/01/2007 12:14 AM
I just recently read this for the first time, and i think it may be my favorite elseworlds annual, right up there with Nazi Green Lantern, and DaVinci Batman
2/01/2007 12:15 AM
{{envious sigh}} He IS the man.
2/01/2007 2:30 AM
Hey, forget Lestat-Batman.
Yo, FRANK. You may be hot spit at beatin on defenceless Arctic mammals but that's a freakin DALEK talkin SMACK about you, man! You gonna let him wave his stick at you, man? ARE YOU? Dude, that could be the Dalek who exterminated your FAMILY.
2/01/2007 3:45 AM
Oh damn you for dredging up this portion of my childhood.
But that Catwoman can sure fill out a pair of bloomers...
2/01/2007 3:51 AM
Dear Mr. Sims:
In perusing thru your wonderful blog, I have come to find out that you have ignored the great Bill Mantlo's finest work in all the known universe. I am of course speaking of the Rocket Raccoon mini series. For shame Mr. Sims, for shame. Please correct this matter post hast...
2/01/2007 4:28 AM
If Batman is wearing a puffy shirt, soon...we'll all be wearing puffy shirts
2/01/2007 5:13 AM
Puffy shirt, OK - but what's with those BOOT BUCKLES???
Are they "concealed" batarangs or something?
2/01/2007 6:39 AM
Goodness gracious! My bosom is heaving.
2/01/2007 9:15 AM
I am writing both Marvel and DC to demand a Pirate Batman/Pirate Thing crossover.
2/01/2007 9:36 AM
I didn't think ANYTHING could top Sims' post here...
until I just read jeff reints' comment/suggestion of a Pirate Batman / Pirate Thing team up.
Sweetness, would I love that!
This Elseworlds was fantastic, but F.F. # 5 was AWESOME!
NOW, just thinking about the possibilities...
I. AM. FREAKING. OUT!
~P~
P-TOR
2/01/2007 10:43 AM
Okay. What issue is that so I can track it down?
2/01/2007 11:43 AM
Yo, ho.
2/01/2007 4:50 PM
The sheer level of badassery on display on that page is making me feel a little lightheaded.
2/01/2007 5:56 PM
Can I BUY some of that peril, please?
The world has become a vast horizon. I've just found out there's a pirate Batman.
...never be the same...
2/01/2007 6:34 PM
So is pirate Batman's first mate named Robin or Sparrow?
2/01/2007 8:06 PM
Pirate Batman?!?! BLASPHEMY!!! Batman is, and forever will be, a ninja.
2/01/2007 9:11 PM
Dude -
Don't you get it?
Batman is a Ninja AND a Pirate. That's an unbeatable combination, like combining liquor and booze!
It's a level of awesomness you just can't beat.
http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2004-08-04
2/03/2007 3:42 PM
Would batman have a bat on his shoulder rather than a parrot?
2/05/2007 8:12 PM
batman has an outfit for every adventure.
How very...theatrical.
2/21/2007 9:10 PM
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