Dear Bouncing Boy...
Excerpted from the Daily Planet's short-lived advice column, May 3, 2969 edition:
Dear Bouncing Boy,
Ever since a mishap while I was helping a friend out with some computer problems, I really feel like I haven't been myself. It's like I'm only two thirds the girl I used to be, and lately I've been feeling, well, downright useless when it comes to helping out my pals. Is there any way I can help them out? Maybe I could tell jokes!
Bipolar on Cargg
Chuck "Bouncing Boy" Taine