Romance Finale: It Can Always Get Better
Another Valentine's Day is coming to a close, and before the ISB returns to its regular schedule of people punching each other (as opposed to people punching each other with the express goal of marriage in mind), I'd like to take this opportunity to bring you a message of optimism.
Last year, it was Jimmy Olsen reminding us that no matter how bad your love life may be, you're at least not being forced by your smirking best friend consummating a forced marriage to an amorous gorilla. And this year, I'd like to offer up the counterpoint to that statement.
Even if you, like me, are sitting alone on the most romantic of days polishing off a bottle of gin and singing Bonnie Tyler songs as loud and off-key as humanly possible... Heck, even if you're overweight and so dumb that you can't tell a vial of experimental serum from a bottle of soda and you have the second-most useless power in the entire Legion... It Can Always Get Better.
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