Romance Interlude: A Minor Delay
A violent disagreement with Domino's Pizza has left me thoroughly unfit to crack jokes about Lois Lane tonight. So instead, I'm going to save my pulse-pounding exposé of the most diabolical wedding of 'em all for Friday.
However, if you're still craving the two-fisted nuptual knockdowns that I promised, I'll let the entirely logical series of events from Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane #90 speak for itself.
Wait for it.
Not to keep beating the dead horse here, but man. What a dick.
And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Dahr-Nel, I mean.
If you still desire more Lois-related hilarity, check out Jake "The Snake" Bell's Ye Olde Comick Booke Blogge for all your supermelodramatic needs.