What Was Ray Thinking?
I picked up the first two Atom Archives, and as those of you who like your reprints in a more bludgeon-like black-and-white format will no doubt discover this June, those stories are nothing but a tiny little man in one crazy situation after another.
Really, it's no wonder that he ended up stomping around a comatose Batman's head and kicking him in the cortex until he decided to get up and go fight some crime, what with all the getting shot out of slingshots, trapped inside light bulbs, and traveling back in time to help Sinbad's grandson beat some guys up. But like a lot of those Silver Age Archives, it tends to raise a lot more questions than it answers.
Specifically, What's Ray Thinking?
I think he's probably dwelling on the fact that this sort of thing tends to happen with alarming regularity...
...while the internet's own Mark Hale stopped by from his home in the year 2000 to show us how edgy Ray Palmer really is:
What do you think, readers?
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37 Comments:
It's the image dubbed "Too hot for The ISB!"
2/28/2007 12:02 AM
"God damn Sealy Posturepedic grenade mattresses. Lay down for a second and WHAM! you're locked onto the damn thing."
2/28/2007 12:10 AM
"Man, I knew Jean was into some kinky sh*t, but...this has gone too far. WHAT THE HELL'S THE SAFEWORD?!?"
2/28/2007 12:18 AM
Ooh, I made a subtle humor.
2/28/2007 12:29 AM
"Wait, someone rigged a hand grenade with teeny, tiny manacles on the off chance I'd show up?"
2/28/2007 1:12 AM
"This s*** never happened to Hank Pym, dammit!"
2/28/2007 1:31 AM
"This is the best idea I've ever had! There's no way at all it could go wrong!"
2/28/2007 4:20 AM
My contribution can be found at http://fortressofortitude.wordpress.com
Sorry, but my html skills suck.
2/28/2007 5:09 AM
"mmmm, my 'i'm so small I can tell i'm giving a backwards hug to a grenade' sense is tingling. It feels good on my gluteus."
2/28/2007 6:52 AM
My small attempt at Silver Age Humor
2/28/2007 6:58 AM
MEMED!
Thanks Chris!
2/28/2007 8:21 AM
Oops pow SURPRISE!
2/28/2007 9:08 AM
And here's mind but my comic genius muscle is a bit atrophied.
http://hypnoray.blogspot.com/2007/02/easy-like-wednesday-morning.html
2/28/2007 9:56 AM
Meanwhile, The Atom learns that just because he stuck something up his butt, it doesn't necessarily shrink down with him.
2/28/2007 10:00 AM
"In three seconds, I'm going to yell 'BOOM' and scare the crap out of him..."
2/28/2007 10:02 AM
Ready for more wacky hijinks?
2/28/2007 10:43 AM
Here's mine, although I realize now that it doesn't make any sense.
2/28/2007 10:53 AM
"Wait, am I really small or is this grenade really big?
I have GOT to start paying more attenion..."
~G~
2/28/2007 1:22 PM
Meltzer stinks.
2/28/2007 2:24 PM
Apologies to GOB.
The Green Arrow team-up no-one demanded!
2/28/2007 3:10 PM
"Note to self: Next time you're stomping around Batman's comatose brain, DON'T MAKE HIM DO THE CHICKEN-DANCE!! Boy, that Bruce can sure hold a grudge!"
2/28/2007 6:19 PM
Here's mine:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4662/atomcapos0.jpg
2/28/2007 10:11 PM
Damn it Meltzer, first Identity Crisis, now this...well, at least this means I won't end up in "Justice League of America"...
2/28/2007 11:44 PM
Here is mine, the cutting edge of 1960s pop culture references.
3/01/2007 12:21 AM
I'm having trouble figuring out the links again.
Here:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/MALLET_MAN/Atom.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/MALLET_MAN/Atom2.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/MALLET_MAN/Atom3.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/MALLET_MAN/Atom4.jpg
3/01/2007 1:01 AM
thedeadpenguin gets my vote for the GOB joke. Hilarious!
3/01/2007 1:43 AM
"Very funny, Batman, "bat-smart bomb". Ha ha. That's the last time I help you out. Not let me offa this thing."
3/01/2007 8:06 AM
"Yeah, right, like I'm gonna get blown up while wearing a $3,000 suit - COME ON!!!!"
3/01/2007 11:21 AM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/AtomBlankA1A1.jpg
3/01/2007 1:15 PM
I finally had to cave.
3/01/2007 8:49 PM
Room for one more?
3/01/2007 10:16 PM
Dedicated to Neal Bailey at Superman Homepage:
"This is the last time I go to a tractor-milking with Clark!"
3/01/2007 11:03 PM
"OMG I'm gonna get blown to atoms..hee hee, atoms. hee hee. I'm the Atom, BWAH-HAH-HAH *SNORT*"
3/03/2007 1:31 PM
What is step two?
3/03/2007 6:41 PM
Mine is "Worst. Hiding place. Ever." Thanks, Chris!
http://robcrogers.blogspot.com/2007/03/whats-ray-thinking.html
3/03/2007 10:29 PM
"I smell Somethingawful!"
"Oh, I get it, the explosion won't occur unless they split an atom..."
"Hm...maybe if I return to normal size...nah."
3/08/2007 10:53 PM
What namely you're saying is a terrible mistake.
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