Always Remember...
posted by Chris Sims at 3/10/2007 11:59:00 PM
Saturday, March 10, 2007
I'm unleashing every horrible thing your mind can imagine! CAN YOU TAKE IT?!
Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
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"Chris works at a comic book shop so he reviews all the latest releases, but the real awesomeness lies in his ability to find obscure or forgotten comic books and write hilariously sarcastic reviews that make fun of them. They deserve it!"--Blair Butler on G4 TV's Attack of the Show!
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12 Comments:
Uuuhhh... Volstagg, I... I don't know how to broach the subject, so I'm just going to come right out and say it...
... Is there a member of Power Pack hanging out your ass?...
3/12/2007 1:33 AM
I swear I have that issue of Power Pack, but Tell Us Oh Sims, which one is it?
3/12/2007 1:45 AM
She's behind him on the path!
And it's Power Pack #15, featuring Beta Ray Bill and Volstagg right there on the cover.
3/12/2007 2:07 AM
"She's behind him on the path!"
Hah! Stop lying for him, Sims.
Disguises won't help him hide from his problems.
It's time Volstagg got the help he needs. It's the Power Packing way.
Word verification: jrwam
It's what's hanging out your ass!
3/12/2007 7:02 AM
My goodness, words can hardly describe the titanic quality of that picture. It's the sunglasses I think. Volstagg in sunglasses, is just...perfect.
3/12/2007 10:00 AM
He could totally pass as a run of the mill "slightly odd lookin guy" in NY... even w/ the member of power pack hanging out his ass....
3/12/2007 10:20 AM
This is propably the greatest thing in the entire world ever. I'm profoundly astonished and deeply in awe.
3/12/2007 12:03 PM
Do you thingk they'va already locked up Harry Knowles to play Volstagg in the Thor movie?
"It's the Power Packing wya." - That phrase will be disturbing me all day long. Thank you.
3/12/2007 1:21 PM
Power Pack-ing, indeed. I just hear Mike Meyers in his Fat Bastard voice saying, "I've shat kernels of corn that were bigger than you."
3/12/2007 1:32 PM
Curse you Sims! Just when I thought people had forgotten about that damn thing.
3/12/2007 1:36 PM
I've sat next to similar looking denizens of public transit many times.
3/12/2007 5:54 PM
"I say to thee, youngling, get in mine belly!"
4/02/2007 12:01 PM
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