Sickday 2007

As most of you have probably figured out already from the fact that my last few posts have been of the "Here, look at this amusing picture" variety, I've been fending off a cold for the last week or so, and tonight, I think it might be worth some time to actually try sleeping instead of enticing my readership with teaser images for my upcoming ROM Week.

Instead, please enjoy this picture of Jimmy Olsen hitting his girlfriend with a pastry:



Oh calm down, it all works out okay:



Here's something to keep you busy until I feel better: Try coming up with a story that ends with those two panels that is anywhere near as crazy as the Jerry Siegel/Curt Swan original.

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BONUS FEATURE: Bonus Content Rides Again!

If you feel like you just can't go on without your daily bit of criticism from me, your beloved Internet loudmouth, take heart: I've got a new article up on CRACKED.com where I examine Ben Stiller's film career with the same critical eye that brought you observations like "Batman kicking people is awesome."

Here's my favorite bit:

Madagascar (2005)

Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, and Sasha Baron Cohen in a movie together? Sounds great! What? It's a computer-animated kid-flick about zoo animals trying to get to the wild and learning a lesson about themselves in the process? Well, okay, I guess it could—oh, David Schwimmer's in it?

Yeah, we'll pass.

Go read the rest!