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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Great Moments in Comic Book History, Volume One

In light of recent events, the ISB is proud to present...

PIRATE BATMAN THROWING DOWN ON A SHARK




While taking off a woman's dress.

With a knife.

Welcome to NOW FREAKING OUT. Population: YOU.

27 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But you're in far more peril from your own petticoats and ruffles" is the exact line I used that led to my loss of virginity.

1/31/2007 11:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like the cover of a romance novel.....FOR MEN!

1/31/2007 11:12 PM

 
Blogger Richelle Mead said...

Believe me, it's for women too. I'd lose my dress and my resolve like that *insert snapping sound* for Pirate Batman.

1/31/2007 11:19 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not just any woman either--that's Pirate Catwoman, springing her trap!

One of the best Elseworlds, in my opinion. Lovely art, and a story full of authentic-feeling touches, from the speech patterns to narration that reads like a sea chanty.

1/31/2007 11:38 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Batman in a puffy shirt! BATMAN IN A PUFFY SHIRT!

1/31/2007 11:57 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puffy shirt? Soon he'll end up in an Anita Blake comic.

2/01/2007 12:14 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just recently read this for the first time, and i think it may be my favorite elseworlds annual, right up there with Nazi Green Lantern, and DaVinci Batman

2/01/2007 12:15 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

{{envious sigh}} He IS the man.

2/01/2007 2:30 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, forget Lestat-Batman.

Yo, FRANK. You may be hot spit at beatin on defenceless Arctic mammals but that's a freakin DALEK talkin SMACK about you, man! You gonna let him wave his stick at you, man? ARE YOU? Dude, that could be the Dalek who exterminated your FAMILY.

2/01/2007 3:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh damn you for dredging up this portion of my childhood.

But that Catwoman can sure fill out a pair of bloomers...

2/01/2007 3:51 AM

 
Blogger LurkerWithout said...

Dear Mr. Sims:

In perusing thru your wonderful blog, I have come to find out that you have ignored the great Bill Mantlo's finest work in all the known universe. I am of course speaking of the Rocket Raccoon mini series. For shame Mr. Sims, for shame. Please correct this matter post hast...

2/01/2007 4:28 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Batman is wearing a puffy shirt, soon...we'll all be wearing puffy shirts

2/01/2007 5:13 AM

 
Blogger Dotan Dimet said...

Puffy shirt, OK - but what's with those BOOT BUCKLES???
Are they "concealed" batarangs or something?

2/01/2007 6:39 AM

 
Blogger SallyP said...

Goodness gracious! My bosom is heaving.

2/01/2007 9:15 AM

 
Blogger Jeff Rients said...

I am writing both Marvel and DC to demand a Pirate Batman/Pirate Thing crossover.

2/01/2007 9:36 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't think ANYTHING could top Sims' post here...

until I just read jeff reints' comment/suggestion of a Pirate Batman / Pirate Thing team up.

Sweetness, would I love that!

This Elseworlds was fantastic, but F.F. # 5 was AWESOME!

NOW, just thinking about the possibilities...
I. AM. FREAKING. OUT!

~P~
P-TOR

2/01/2007 10:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay. What issue is that so I can track it down?

2/01/2007 11:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo, ho.

2/01/2007 4:50 PM

 
Blogger Brandon Bragg said...

The sheer level of badassery on display on that page is making me feel a little lightheaded.

2/01/2007 5:56 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I BUY some of that peril, please?

The world has become a vast horizon. I've just found out there's a pirate Batman.

...never be the same...

2/01/2007 6:34 PM

 
Blogger Jeff said...

So is pirate Batman's first mate named Robin or Sparrow?

2/01/2007 8:06 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pirate Batman?!?! BLASPHEMY!!! Batman is, and forever will be, a ninja.

2/01/2007 9:11 PM

 
Blogger John Phelan said...

Dude -

Don't you get it?
Batman is a Ninja AND a Pirate. That's an unbeatable combination, like combining liquor and booze!

It's a level of awesomness you just can't beat.

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2004-08-04

2/03/2007 3:42 PM

 
Blogger Adiv said...

Would batman have a bat on his shoulder rather than a parrot?

2/05/2007 8:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

batman has an outfit for every adventure.
How very...theatrical.

2/21/2007 9:10 PM

 
Anonymous شركات مكافحة الحشرات said...

من افضل واقوى الشركات التي تقدم خدمات مكافحة حشرات المنزل البق والصراصير والنمل والعته تلك التي تستخدم مبيدات آمنة في شركه مكافحه الصراصير بجده التي تتعامل في مكافحة الحشرات المنزلية وتستخدم مبيدات آمنة ومضمونة كما هو الوضع او النظام في مثل شركات مكافحه الحشرات بمكه المكرمه التي تتعامل مع الحشرات في المنازل وترى اننا في مثل تلك الحالات افضل شركه مكافحه حشرات بالرياض نستخدم مبيدات آمنة ومضمونة وفعالة في التخلص من الحشرات في ارخص شركه مكافحه حشرات بالمدينه المنوره واجود في تقديم الخدمات الخاصة باعمال شركه رش مبيدات بجده وهي مبيدات آمنة وفعالة ومضمونة

8/08/2020 1:59 AM

 
Blogger مايكروسيستم said...

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شركة كشف
تسربات المياه بالرياض


 شركة مكافحة
حشرات بالرياض


 شركة تسليك
مجاري بالرياض


 شركة تسليك
مجاري بالاحساء


 شركة مكافحة
حشرات بالاحساء

 

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