To Whom It May Concern

Dear Archie Comics,

My life would be a lot easier if you would stop doing things like this:


I've got quite enough to worry about without you perpetuating the type of thing that makes people think they can pay off their second mortgages with mid-90s issues of X-Force.

xoxo,
Chris

PS: I would totally buy an all-new manga-style Josie and the Pussycats series set in movie continuity. Just sayin'.

Now then, back to Grand Theft Auto.