To Whom It May Concern
Dear Archie Comics,
My life would be a lot easier if you would stop doing things like this:
I've got quite enough to worry about without you perpetuating the type of thing that makes people think they can pay off their second mortgages with mid-90s issues of X-Force.
PS: I would totally buy an all-new manga-style Josie and the Pussycats series set in movie continuity. Just sayin'.
Now then, back to Grand Theft Auto.