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Friday, September 22, 2006

Attention Criminals!



Golden Age Batman is here to
wreck your shit.



















And that's some real conversation for your ass.

(All images are, of course, scanned from Batman Chronicles v.2. As you can see, that thing is worth every penny.)

10 Comments:

Blogger Mallet said...

"My card sir!"

Jesus christ. That might be the most rad thing I've ever seen.

...

Golden-Age Batman could have taken silver age Superman.

There I said it.

9/23/2006 1:34 AM

 
Anonymous TeamSmithy said...

Where's Ward? Burt Ward?

9/23/2006 1:56 AM

 
Blogger Brandon said...

The recoloring they did on these is a thing of beauty. Why can't they get all their archive editions to look like this instead of the garishly bright eyesores they usually turn out to be?

The only archive editions I've bought have been the Spirit ones.

CHRONICLES KICKS MY ASS!!!

My verification for this is "BATNWL." I shit you not.

9/23/2006 2:54 AM

 
Blogger Mike Haseloff said...

Speaking of eyesores; blue, yellow, and grey... Sigh.

Historical value means nothing.
I see a blue cowl and I want to paint it black.

9/23/2006 9:04 AM

 
Blogger Corey said...

Golden Age Batman is, in fact, the world's greatest detective.

He somehow figured out that anything he ever does is going to end with a punch-out, and takes a shortcut to that by just totally giving a beatdown to anyone he ever meets.

His weapon of choice also seems to be other people, and being used as a club is way more intimidating than your opponent being a bat.

"I am he who strikes terror into the criminal element. And you are my blade of justice."

"What the fuARRRRRGH!"

I love having an overactive imagination.

9/23/2006 11:58 AM

 
Blogger Chance said...

As usual, the alt-text has more funny than most bloggers have in their entire asses.

9/23/2006 2:11 PM

 
Blogger Jeff Rients said...

Thank you, Mr. Sims. Just yesterday I was building a new character for the Xbox game Legends of Wrestling II. (Its a terrible game but what other line of video games allows you to wrestle a 4-way dance against George "the Animal" Steele and two Von Erich brothers?) The one thing my new guy lacked was a signature finishing move. No more, as Baron Awesome is now the second man to master the deadly German Bat-Plex.

9/23/2006 6:37 PM

 
Anonymous timmdrums said...

Aah, Golden Age Dark Knight. Free cliched phrase with every broken jaw!

9/23/2006 8:00 PM

 
Anonymous Dorkamus Prime said...

If villains said "Holy Cats!" more often, I would be a very happy man.

9/23/2006 10:50 PM

 
Blogger Greg said...

The greatest thing about this is that he comes up with phrases like "they'll need a derrick to pull it out" while he's in the heat of battle. That Batman - brutal AND witty!

9/23/2006 11:43 PM

 

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