Chris's Invincible Super-Blog

Saturday, January 27, 2007

A Weekend With Iron Fist, Part Two

Send two dollars for a bonus guide to Angar the Screamer's pressure points!

(Click for a larger ad. Inspired, of course, by Count Dante)

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I had no idea I needed this, and now I never want to live without it. Thank you so very much.

1/28/2007 4:22 AM

Anonymous said...

I think I saw this ad in the "Dojo War" issue of Deadly Hands of Kung Fu! The story began when a drunken Collen Wing and Misty Knight duct-taped the villain Nitro to Bob Diamond's training hall. Soon all of the Marvel Kung Fu heroes were choosing sides to decide whether their funky fists of fury should be registered as lethal weapons, baby! The big climax came when Shang Chi kicked Hector Ayala so hard his eyeball popped out and they had to push it back in with a stick.

1/28/2007 6:20 AM

Jeff said...

I believe Wonder Man and Iron Fist require a one shot special: The Living Weapon and the Living Engine of Destruction, together again for the first time. Good times.

1/28/2007 8:42 AM

Anonymous said...

Oh man... I would SO want this to be real.

This...and a similar offer to learn the Mystic Arts, in the way of the Ancient One!

~P~
P-TOR

1/28/2007 10:37 AM

Brandon Bragg said...

Do I get a temporary dragon tattoo?

Cause that's a deal breaker.

1/28/2007 11:18 AM

paperghost said...

If you do one with a picture of me on it, I'll pay you in chocolate. AWESOME chocolate, like regular stuff but with 50% more awesome.

Can't say fairer than that.

1/28/2007 12:57 PM

D.Bishop (aka Mr. Allison Blaire) said...