Weekend Violence!
Because nobody's reading on Saturday anyway, please enjoy Ten Pictures of Batman Uppercutting Thugs:
Seriously? That guy loves to punch.
Check out the mug on this guy.
Clearly, there are only two possibilities here: Either this man is absolutely thrilled to be in Batman's chokehold, or Batman just totally killed that guy. Readers, I'll let you decide.
More Thoroughly Researched Posts Where Batman Punches The Crap Out Of Someone:
| Master of the Chin-Check |
| Attention, Criminals! |
| APARO! |
posted by Chris Sims at 1/19/2007 11:59:00 PM
21 Comments:
Boston Brand is obviously possessing the guy and taking his opportunity to mock Bruce when he's not looking...
1/20/2007 3:01 AM
Batman hadta choke a bitch.
1/20/2007 5:09 AM
Ah. The "pretty arbitraty reason to hit someone" was a little bit of brilliance.
A smorgasbord of Batman beatings only improves any weekend.
1/20/2007 5:11 AM
In panel 9 - is Batman punching out Ronald Reagan?
Come to think of it, a "Batman punches out the Presidents" one-shot would be a pretty good buy...
1/20/2007 8:39 AM
I assume Batman had a good reason for punching a cop in the third panel?
Either way, it was pretty awesome. Batman doesn't throw enough uppercuts these days, what with his kung fu, and judo, and Bat-Plot Device Weapons.
1/20/2007 10:02 AM
Wow! He's actually punching PEOPLE instead of dogs for a change! And tossing off witty bon mots all the while.
Oh that Batman. What a kidder.
1/20/2007 10:22 AM
I've noticed that Golden Age Batman (and I think this is unique in comic-book history) pretty regularly hits people so hard that it makes his logo disappear off his chest! I mean Holy Shit!
1/20/2007 12:07 PM
He uppercuts a dude and says, "hmm you didn't shave today," classic!
1/20/2007 12:11 PM
Considering how often Bats fist "flicks out", and given the printing of the times, I;m surprised he didn't get censored.
1/20/2007 12:15 PM
I'd comment, but I'm not reading your blog on the weekend.
1/20/2007 2:23 PM
I think the guy is thrilled to be in Batman is chokehold. I mean, now he can tell his criminal buddies "dude, I got TOTALLY choked by Batman." That's pretty cool.
1/20/2007 2:24 PM
As one of those poor saps working Saturday, I have to appreciate the two-fisted update.
1/20/2007 2:30 PM
The first I read the "you haven't shaved" panel, I thought to myself, "Self, Batman is now so proficient in the manly art of smacking a dude with an uppercut, he can tell if said dude hasn't shaved. And, apparently, he can tell through his Bat-gloves."
It gave me pause, it did.
1/20/2007 4:37 PM
and meanwhile mike sterling posts a pic of bats getting chin-checked. guess it's just that kind of saturday.
1/20/2007 5:36 PM
That last panel looks like a scene from Weekend at Bernie's: Gotham Getaway.
1/20/2007 8:36 PM
You used at least one of those pictures twice.
yes, I reread all of the Batman punching posts.
1/20/2007 8:53 PM
"Come to think of it, a "Batman punches out the Presidents" one-shot would be a pretty good buy..."
Holy terror, Batman! The Dark Knight Strikes Again!
All-Star Batman and Robin punched out everyone's momma, if that helps.
1/20/2007 10:16 PM
The world needs more men like Batman in Washington. Punching is a forgotten art.
1/21/2007 12:06 AM
David Campbell said...
I'd comment, but I'm not reading your blog on the weekend.
I'd comment on yours, Campbell, but--oh, wait. You haven't done anything in four days.
SICK BURN.
1/21/2007 12:15 AM
Why does Batman shy away from the camera in most of those panels? Are they not getting his good side?
1/21/2007 1:19 AM
Sims, your quotation of Maude Lebowski may have gone unnoticed by most, but not me! You can't get anything by me! Hah!
1/23/2007 11:38 AM
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