A Few Things You May Not Know About Superman

No matter how tough you think you are, Superman is fully prepared at all times to give you the severest thrashing of your life.

Said thrashing may or may not include being thrown headfirst into a barrel of tar.

Superman will occasionally demand that you fight to the death for his amusement. It's best to just go along with it, unless you want to end up in a barrel of tar. Just sayin'.

Superman does not appreciate your paltry skills at cooking.

Superman has been known to throw shirtless men around locker rooms. That's just how he rolls.

There is a strong possibility that Superman is under your bed right now.