Carb laden non food. I used to love them but I gave them up when I went on the Atkins diet. Now I don't even miss them. They don't even illicit a *hunger* response in my body. They might as well be a plastic pepper shaker. (For me at least - I have a theory that it has to do with my blood type...) Sounds crazy, but it's true.
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Chris Sims is a freelance humorist who also works at a comic book store. He is a black belt in Cobra Kai style Karate, and is not afraid to sweep the leg, even at the risk of disqualification.
"Chris works at a comic book shop so he reviews all the latest releases, but the real awesomeness lies in his ability to find obscure or forgotten comic books and write hilariously sarcastic reviews that make fun of them. They deserve it!" --Blair Butler on G4 TV's Attack of the Show!
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3 Comments:
McDonalds. Best fries of those type places.
2:30am and now I want fries.
Thanx, Sims.
5/14/2005 2:29 AM
I prefetre the papas fritas of Bojangles. With heavy seasoning.
5/14/2005 8:13 AM
Carb laden non food.
I used to love them but I gave them up when I went on the Atkins diet. Now I don't even miss them. They don't even illicit a *hunger* response in my body. They might as well be a plastic pepper shaker.
(For me at least - I have a theory that it has to do with my blood type...)
Sounds crazy, but it's true.
5/14/2005 12:46 PM
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