I've Moved! Check out the all-new, all-different Invincible Super-Blog at www.The-ISB.com!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

AFD 2007: Blood Oath In 30 Seconds

[Instead of the normal layout, visitors to the ISB on April 1, 2007 were greeded instead with the shocking pink sight of Fatasgardian.net: The World's #1 Volstagg Fan-Page!, complete with its own This was, of course, intended to be a joke, despite the fact that I pretty much already have the world's #1 Volstagg fan-site. Anyway, in an effort at self-parody, I spent my workday on a "30 Second" recap of Thor: Blood Oath that I hope everybody got a kick out of. For the full effect, check out these pictures!]



You've probably all heard about it already, but for those of you who have missed out on the latest controversey, well, Jerry (the idiot who runs TubbyViking.com, the world's SECOND best Volstagg Fan-Site) is at it again.

In his latest "fan"-fiction (and I use the term loosely, Jerry), "My Dinner With Volstagg," he writes about a guy named Barry who becomes Volstagg's best friend on Midgard (Earth) and then spends the second half of the story having Volstagg talk about how much better he is than his old friend, Rick Tims.

Not Cool, Jerry!!!!

Did you really think I wouldn't be able to see through your "clever" ruse? You're not Loki, pal, and your little schemes are only showing the world of V-Stagg Fandom how petty you really are!

But far be it from me to sink to your level! Instead, I'm offering up what everyone REALLY wants to see: The latest installment in my comprehensive series adaptating every major appearance of the Lion of Asgard! And this time, it's Mike Oeming and Scott Kolins' voluminously awesome mini-series, Blood Oath!

Click any of the pictures to view them at a size worthy of the greatest of the Warriors Three!



















I think that shows who the REAL #1 Volstagger is around here, Jerry.




More AFD Shennanigans:

| AFD 2006: chris's vulnerable emo blog |

28 Comments:

Anonymous Jazzbo said...

I know I say this every time, but great job once again on the Volstagg re-cap. Blood Oath was great, but could have used more of the Voluminous One.

I still don't understand why you won't post a link to my Volstagg/Midgard Serpent erotic fanfic site on your main page, though. I think your readers would really enjoy it.

4/01/2007 6:14 AM

 
Anonymous Copernicus said...

Who among us doth not love April Fools Day?

Razzle dazzle!

4/01/2007 9:05 AM

 
Anonymous Verbatim said...

Verily!

4/01/2007 9:12 AM

 
Blogger Mike Haseloff said...

I just gouged my eyes out.



Wisdom was a bonus.

4/01/2007 10:10 AM

 
Anonymous Jerry said...

Whatever Sims! I'm three times the Volstagg fan you are, and the tattoo that I have on my penis proves it! Now that's the Lion of Asgard!

4/01/2007 10:59 AM

 
Anonymous Daddy C said...

I'm pissed. I came here expecting some April Fool's tomfoolery, but instead find the ISB has become what it was destined to become...
So, no jokes at all? Let-down.

4/01/2007 11:59 AM

 
Blogger rob! said...

impressive, sir. i wanted to do something similar for the Aquaman Shrine (turning it into the Sub-Mariner Shrine for the day), but i lacked the time and committment to do it as throughly as you.

Voltagg would certainly raise a flagon of mead in tribute!

4/01/2007 12:18 PM

 
Blogger Vaklam said...

Volstagg doth roll mightily indeed, friend! Truly the playa-haytas such as that punk-ass varlot Loki are to be pitied on this day

4/01/2007 2:45 PM

 
Blogger Richelle Mead said...

Chris, I'm glad you and I have an understanding.

4/01/2007 2:46 PM

 
Anonymous Uncle Cubby said...

PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL

4/01/2007 2:55 PM

 
Blogger Chris Sims said...

Tattoo, Jerry? Do they let fifteen year-olds get tattoos now? I'd suspect foul play even if that picture you posted DIDN'T have the telltale smears of (poorly done!!!!!) washable marker work!

4/01/2007 3:32 PM

 
Blogger A.R.Yngve said...

Verily, 'tis is an April Fools' Day worthy of the Gods!
:)

4/01/2007 3:34 PM

 
Anonymous Matt T. said...

Sweet chocolate Jesus...the 30 second recap, the renamed links to other bloggers*, oodles of love for the Solomon Burke of Asgard**, this whole page...

It's beautiful. I think I need a moment to collect myself.

** You know Volstagg has a beautiful baritone. You just know he does.

4/01/2007 3:53 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doing a Google Image search for "tubby viking" is surprisingly disappointing.

4/01/2007 3:58 PM

 
Blogger Benito said...

Is it wrong that I kind of want it to stay this way?

4/01/2007 6:53 PM

 
Blogger Adam said...

dude, where's my Marvel Select Volstagg? Hasbro better not be holdin' out, knowmsayin'?

4/01/2007 6:54 PM

 
Blogger Aaron said...

So, uhhh... Since it's 4/1, I'm ASSUMING you think this is all hee-hee-funnylaffs. But I'm gonna have to agree with the folks who've said it before... This is pretty OK for permanent as far as I'm concerned. I mean, he ain't the Lion of Asgard just because of that pimpin' beard.

4/01/2007 7:07 PM

 
Anonymous kate said...

Hee heeee.

(Though I gotta admit, I liked the Emo Blog better. In a horrified train wreck sort of way.)

4/01/2007 7:27 PM

 
Blogger SallyP said...

I say thee...yeah!!

4/01/2007 7:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You STILL haven't weighed in on the Volstagg controversy over in UltimateThor! Does Land trace Cedric the Entertainer whenever he draws UltVolstagg or not??

--Brian

4/01/2007 8:14 PM

 
Blogger ZC said...

I knew there was a reason I awoke today.

4/01/2007 10:35 PM

 
Blogger Brandon said...

The Kennethson is pleased!

4/01/2007 11:50 PM

 
Anonymous hydrogenguy said...

If it's wrong, benito, I don't wanna be right.

4/02/2007 1:19 AM

 
Anonymous SanctumSanctorumComix said...

Sweet VALKYRIE cameo appearance!

Forsooth!
Sims doth rocketh!

~P~
P-TOR

4/02/2007 12:20 PM

 
Blogger Dave Smith said...

"Razzle Dazzle" ... this made me blow milk out my nose.

4/02/2007 12:36 PM

 
Blogger Jeff said...

Flawless Victory, Mr. Sims.

4/02/2007 4:40 PM

 
Blogger Son of Blog-El said...

You know what the beautiful thing about the prank was that if you googled Volstagg, you come up 3rd in the list. Not bad for a goof.

4/03/2007 9:44 AM

 
Blogger sexy said...

情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,按摩棒,跳蛋,充氣娃娃,情境坊歡愉用品,情趣用品,情人節禮物,情惑用品性易購,A片,視訊聊天室,視訊,視訊聊天,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,聊天室,UT聊天室,免費視訊,視訊交友,免費視訊聊天室

免費A片,AV女優,美女視訊,情色交友,免費AV,色情網站,辣妹視訊,美女交友,色情影片,成人影片,成人網站,A片,H漫,18成人,成人圖片,成人漫畫,情色網,日本A片,免費A片下載,性愛

A片,色情,成人,做愛,情色文學,A片下載,色情遊戲,色情影片,色情聊天室,情色電影,免費視訊,免費視訊聊天,免費視訊聊天室,一葉情貼圖片區,情色,情色視訊,免費成人影片,視訊交友,視訊聊天,視訊聊天室,言情小說,愛情小說,AIO,AV片,A漫,av dvd,聊天室,自拍,情色論壇,視訊美女,AV成人網,色情A片,SEX,成人圖片區

情趣用品,A片,免費A片,AV女優,美女視訊,情色交友,色情網站,免費AV,辣妹視訊,美女交友,色情影片,成人網站,H漫,18成人,成人圖片,成人漫畫,成人影片,情色網


情趣用品,A片,免費A片,日本A片,A片下載,線上A片,成人電影,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,微風成人區,成人文章,成人影城,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,臺灣情色網,色情,情色電影,色情遊戲,嘟嘟情人色網,麗的色遊戲,情色論壇,色情網站,一葉情貼圖片區,做愛,性愛,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊聊天室,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,美女交友,做愛影片

av,情趣用品,a片,成人電影,微風成人,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,成人文章,成人影城,愛情公寓,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,色情,寄情築園小遊戲,情色電影,aio,av女優,AV,免費A片,日本a片,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,聊天室,美女交友,成人光碟

情趣用品.A片,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,色情,寄情築園小遊戲,情色電影,色情遊戲,色情網站,聊天室,ut聊天室,豆豆聊天室,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊聊天室,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,免費A片,日本a片,a片下載,線上a片,av女優,av,成人電影,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,成人文章,成人影城,成人網站,自拍,尋夢園聊天室

12/13/2008 1:32 AM

 

Post a Comment

<< Home