AFD 2007: Blood Oath In 30 Seconds

[Instead of the normal layout, visitors to the ISB on April 1, 2007 were greeded instead with the shocking pink sight of Fatasgardian.net: The World's #1 Volstagg Fan-Page!, complete with its own This was, of course, intended to be a joke, despite the fact that I pretty much already have the world's #1 Volstagg fan-site. Anyway, in an effort at self-parody, I spent my workday on a "30 Second" recap of Thor: Blood Oath that I hope everybody got a kick out of. For the full effect, check out these pictures!]



You've probably all heard about it already, but for those of you who have missed out on the latest controversey, well, Jerry (the idiot who runs TubbyViking.com, the world's SECOND best Volstagg Fan-Site) is at it again.

In his latest "fan"-fiction (and I use the term loosely, Jerry), "My Dinner With Volstagg," he writes about a guy named Barry who becomes Volstagg's best friend on Midgard (Earth) and then spends the second half of the story having Volstagg talk about how much better he is than his old friend, Rick Tims.

Not Cool, Jerry!!!!

Did you really think I wouldn't be able to see through your "clever" ruse? You're not Loki, pal, and your little schemes are only showing the world of V-Stagg Fandom how petty you really are!

But far be it from me to sink to your level! Instead, I'm offering up what everyone REALLY wants to see: The latest installment in my comprehensive series adaptating every major appearance of the Lion of Asgard! And this time, it's Mike Oeming and Scott Kolins' voluminously awesome mini-series, Blood Oath!

Click any of the pictures to view them at a size worthy of the greatest of the Warriors Three!



















I think that shows who the REAL #1 Volstagger is around here, Jerry.

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